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Hey jon, I tried calling you at home, but I figured you went to work. Talked to your pops for a bit. Hey so anyhow, i didn't want to hassle you at work, so whenever you get this blog, call me on my cell! Aight gangsta,
Cool Story:
So I get this email telling a story on this guy. Here's the cut-and paste
>>>>this is a true story about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and
even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his
gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each
manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with
the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them. After just
standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of
minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned
to his bride and said, "F---you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded
crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first
thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with
the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge.. .making the bride's
parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of
all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300
friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends......................................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion..........................................................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui...................................................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best
man...............................................................Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
................. MASTERCARD.
>>>
Jael.