Wednesday, October 02, 2013

I keep staring at that picture. Dang, yo. The '90s.

Tuesday, October 01, 2013

If anyone's interested in picking up a fucking shit-ton of minis for cheap, here's your chance.

"No," you say, "I'm more interested in learning Oderus Urungus' opinion on Billy Ocean." Got you covered there too, bro.

Double-finger gun point, and OUT!
Rude, I hope you're ashamed for liking those guys ;)

How old is the dude doing the DFGP!? He looks like some thirteen-year-old asshole that photoshopped himself into the picture.

I honestly think the '90s were the worst decade for pop music.

I've been thinking about college a lot lately, actually. Tonight, I put together that in a weird way the buildings, trees and streetlights around where I live are oddly reminiscent of UCLA.

Man, I feel like iTunes is killing it tonight! Some Wu-Tang Clan I haven't heard in forever, a couple Minuteman songs I like. some prime NoFX cuts. Bring on the nostalgia!

| Double Finger Gun Point

That one douche bag on the far right is doing it in the picture.  The Guy Fieri dude does it in the video. I fucking hate that.
Speaking of zombies, we watched World War Z the other night. It's pretty fun. The zombies in it are gross because not only are they fast, but they sorta act like ants or other insects in like scaling big walls n' shit. And then, added bonus to watching that movie is knowing that they had to reshoot the entire 3rd act because the original ending didn't work (and sounded horrible if you ever look it up). "Craft" wise, it's really interesting what they ended up doing to close out the movie. Totally worth a Redbox $1.50.

But I never finished the Walking Dead game or show, so kudos. I watched all of Season 1 and enjoyed it, but never got around to finishing it for some reason.

(painted flames on this dudes shirt = GUY F.)

GOLDFINGER: youtube the Goldfinger song "Superman". You probably remember it from the late 90s. It's a jam, but yeah, very slick and probably inauthentic (whatever "authentic" late-90s ska-punk is supposed to be). I'm like 99% sure that Guy Fieri modeled his awful look off of all those shitty late 90s punker dudes (other than us).

Here's some Banshee GIFS that totally lose the impact of their violence in GIF form, but are still rockin and food related:

Monday, September 30, 2013

| I am so awesome

And you wanna know why?  Because I finally finished Walking Dead: The Video Game AND am 5 episodes into Walking Dead: The TV Show, Season 3 AND I haven't even tried to kill myself yet!

Sort of like AGoT, things just go from shitty, to shittier, to the shittiest, and then shittier still, nothing is good, nothing is happy, nothing is remotely contented, it's all bad.  Yet, I need to watch/play more...

The upside is that I always wanted a show where the characters sort of come and go where no one is safe, and at any time anyone could be offed.  Both the game and show offer me that, so yay me.  I finally got my horrible, horrible wish.

I don't even remember Goldfinger (were they one of those really slickly produced punk/ska bands?) but "old metal dudes looking like Guy Fieri and pretending to be punk" made me LOL. Well played.

| you guys remember Goldfinger? (band)

I figured you already knew about it, Enron. It was alright. Spoiler alert - turns out it was all the dream of a retarded mummy, Ramtut III.

As far as the other BB show, we could never really get into it! Never made it past midway of season 1. I'm sure it's super good but dunno when or if I'll try again.

The shit we have been watching though is HOMELAND which started up again tonight. Good shit. Then that new Joss Whedon SHIELD show had a fun premiere last week. I gotta watch any and all Whedon shows, so I'm in for the long haul. If anyone was Cinemax, that have some highly entertaining and CRAZY ridiculous shows that we've been binge watching. They have a series called STRIKE BACK which is very similar to 24 in tone, but obviously more violent and titties.

Then their best show which is the most nuts-oh show ever, BANSHEE. That show is so much fun. I used to love True Blood for the camp-factor, but that shows been on a steady decline for awhile now. Banshee though is full on crazy, all day erry day. Here's the synopsis:

Lucas Hood, an ex-con and master thief assumes the identity of a murdered sheriff where he continues his criminal activities. His past seems to haunt him by those he betrayed years earlier. This ex-con imposes his own brand of justice where violence erupts at every turn in the not so quiet Amish town, Banshee, Pennsylvania.

There's crazy Amish gangsters, tranny computer hackers, Russian gangsters, and then the main dude who's the most fucked up one of all. In one of the most insane fight scenes I've ever seen, he tears this dudes hand in half by the fingers. Worst sheriff ever.  LOVE IT. I think everyone should give Banshee a try. Plus, titties and man-ass.

RYRY: You're teaching situation is really interesting! I'm glad you like it, strange quirks withstanding. Do you surf alot still? It kinda sounds like you're living the life.

- Goldfinger came up on Pandora and I remember LOVING that song, but they also felt like a totally fake band. Like old metal dudes looking like Guy Fieri and pretending to be punk. That was probably the case, right? I really liked a couple of their albums, but it also felt shameful, ha.

Sunday, September 29, 2013

| You guys are jerks

What?! There was a Blood Bowl show and you guys never told me?

Oh yeah, Ryan and all other BB fans, I'm really happy for you guys! Even though I never got into the show, it is really cool seeing how happy all the fans are with the last episodes. So few shows manage to stick the landing.
Having two kids under two is the best! * puts gun in mouth *

That's all I got going.

| More civilized, eh?

I just couldn't stop laughing...