Saturday, June 24, 2006

Yeah, that land on the back looks like it might've knocked the wind out of him or something... fortunately that head was floating around to protect his dignity though!!!

Mr. Jronny Lee: we're getting together at my place tomorrow, we will be there by 1:00. Give me a call if you need directions or have any other questions!
AHAHAHHAHAHA...

High tech Toilet humor is pretty! At least, props for putting so much effort in the designing and making it good quality joke. Unlike some of those on Americas funniest videos or some of those other shows are mainly plain old reused gags.

The last guy looked like he might have gotten hurt though. Spells Lawsuit all over it if that had been done in the US.
Ahhh, Japanese toilet humor.

This is pretty goddamn funny. The whole thing's pretty good, but if you want to get straight to the best part, skip to 4:30 in.

Update: And yeah, good lord that Clerks II trailer is horrible.
I think what was off with that preview is just that the actors all look a little bit off. Little too old, akward. Dante looks the same, but the other dude looks kinda freakish. The jokes - meh. You'd hope its full of jokes they CANT show on a preview, but whatever - I bet it's entertaining enough.

Crazy tales, Erick! Santa Cruz is the SHIT. Fuck man, too bad you can't live there, if I was all family-style, I think I'd wanna live there. Such a pretty place. Oh, maybe you guys can move to Catalina! I read an article about the graduating high-school kids there. Class of 58 students I think. Pretty fuckers sweet.
Dangerously explosive

One might even say that jr0n, Ja-El and I have brains and sexual organs filled with M-80s. I just hope no one see any sexy ladies, 'cause you never know when one of us might just get blowed the fuck up trying to attract a mate.

Elzar, from what I understand from conversations with others, Pacifica is the foggiest place on the planet. I hope that your next visit will be more fruitful.

Oh and your a jArk for not telling me that before. Everytime I went to do that work, maybe several times over a couple years I would totally forget how to use the script and how I needed to prep the data file. Ass, ass, ass...

That is good that they caught that little prick. That is just f'd up. I mean who the hell intentionally runs over someone. What an asshat. How does a Kid get that screwed up?

D>M>


Bears are crazy Willie, they'll bite your head off if you wear steak on it.
He FAILED the part where he said it was an accident? What the fuck. I hope her dad is OK.

"Innsmouth of the west coast," definitely. Well, come back up and check out the East Bay more thoroughly next time. If you can't take Santa Cruz, I think you'll find a "next best thing" over there.

If you do, we can make that the official East Bay motto. East Bay: We're the Next Best Thing!

Jael, Enron and I are getting together tomorrow and I would be surprised, nay shocked, if gaming did not result from the combination of our dangerously explosive minds.
Spreadsheet, Clerks, The AT Book: Eject Functionality, NorCal, and Fuckers

Spreadsheet - There should be some more games entered into the spreadsheet cause we are having a small games day of sorts here. Me, Leslie, Heather, Ryan, his co-worker and uber nerd, Brad, maybe Denis and maybe Peter will attend. Hooray!

Clerks - Yeah, it didn't really look that fantastiche. Kinda like it should have happened first, then he learned how to make a better movie, and then filmed the first one second. You know?

The AT Book: Eject Functionality - I think, and this is without actually checking, but remember the Perl script you wrote to reverse all the posts Enron, and all that crap? Well, I THINK, I could have saved you a lot of trouble by simple changing a setting in Blogger as to how to publish the posts, and then re-publish the whole site. I think it would have been a lot easier on you....

NorCal - NorCal is still in progress. We have to stay away from Leslies family because they suck, and the problem with that is where we really WANT to live is Santa Cruz and the surrounding areas, which is off limits because of them. So, our hand is being forced further north, to the SF area, which is still probably too close.

We looked at Pacifica pretty throughly, drove around with an agent and whatnot, and if I didn't know any better, I would say that Pacifica is the Innsmouth of the west coast. Or the San Pedro of the North, take your pick.

It is a blue collar, run down, beach town. Strange. No one really was smiling, except for the scary Info Booth woman, who was TOO happy and nosy. There is a definate vato vibe among the youth, lots of saggin', trucks, and long wallet chains. No kids were really smiling and playing. The place was built up in the 70's and just never really grew past that. No movie theatre, schools are closing, the only place to by clothes is Ross, and yet, it is an AMAZING little pocket of nature. Ocean on one side, and national park on the other, seems like it should be thriving, but what I understand is the city council retards growth initiatives and assures a continued decline.

Yet the houses that were a stones throw from the ocean, with no ocean view, in neighborhoods that looked exactly like old Torrance, or Inglewood, and some of Compton, were on the market in the mid $700k's. FTW? On the market and selling are two different things, but still. Koo koo bananas.

The quest continues. We didn't really get to look at much else with the whole Leslie
s dad getting runover by a motorcyle thing. They caught the kid who did it: 17, with a record, sheriff's son, failed a polygraph saying it was an accident, and when they tracked him down, he was loading the bike that he used to hit him, into a covered truck and was taking the truck to a farm to hide it... Guilty! *sword thrust through the gut*

Fuckers - Fuckers.
Okay...

I was very excited about the up coming release of Clerks II. You know the first one was some of the funniest shit ever. I mean terrible acting, ridiculous premise, but the one liners were brilliant and some of the dialog was hilarious. Well... The trailer for Clerks II is available and... Dear god Kevin Smith has burned all his ideas with all his previous movies. I guess I should have known that Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back was truly the indicator of the end of his ideas. It just was not funny at all. In fact it was sort of sad. I donno. Maybe the movie is good and they picked the absolutely worst scenes for the trailer. Booo....

Elzar: How did your adventures in the bay area pan out? Good Bad or indifferent?

D>M>

Friday, June 23, 2006

TheActionFuckers.org :: If it moves, we will fuckers it!

"Eric, This is your landlord speaking, I know its your birthday, but I want you moved out of the apartment by 6pm tonight, you Fuckers... Ooowwwhhh..."

Oi!

D>M>
They're all FUCKERS! Just a bunch of FUCKERS!
When Dub signed the energy bill into law, it included a huge mandated increase in the production of ethanol.. from 4.5 billion-ish up to around 8 billion-ish (numbers off the top of my head).. which sparked an equally as huge bump in the values of ethanol manufacturers' stock prices from in the teens to high fourties (and now hovering around the high thirties and low forties, I believe). While ethanol is largely bullshit (FUCKERS!) ... it has the P.R. going for it and the lobbyist groups pumping hard cash into the pockets of our politicians.

I'm going to try and work our new mascot-word into every post I think.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

I don't really want to get into this but...

Article about super-ethanol. Take it for what it is worth.
Ohh...

Now I'm gonna go buy some Ethanol manufacturer stock! Heh, One just IPO'd the other day, but they are hefty in valuation.

weeeellll... beeeeellloooww me down.
B is for the Biomass

Ja –El: I think you are missing a bit of info being out of the US. Most Gas sold in the US is roughly 5-10% ethanol as we speak. All California gas is sold with ethanol now. It is used as a smog emissions additive to replace MTBE for environmental reasons. Ethanol production has been growing like gang busters and is having a issues keeping up with demand as state laws have been slowly bringing the requirements into enforcement. Plants are poking up everywhere while the number of gasoline refineries has not increased in decades. Greater than 10% ethanol usage requires a special engine modification, called E85 or 85% ethanol, 15% gasoline. Some manufactures have been producing these vehicles in anticipation of expanded ethanol % usage in the future. Now many SIGs have been pushing the use of ethanol as a replacement of gasoline and foreign oil dependency. This is where the program goes off on the idiot stage. SIG research claims the production produces a positive energy output, but there is no real way to tell for sure. If it is that hazy, it just seems unlikely to be efficient enough.

Diesel is nasty. Unless they severely restrict the emissions standards (Particularly diesel’s sulfur content and particulate matter output), this is not changing. Plus it smells like shit. Although not as bad as the painter I had to escort up to a tenant floor. Foul that man was.

D>M>
From wiki:

There is ongoing research into finding more suitable crops and improving oil yield. Using the current yields, vast amounts of land and fresh water would be needed to produce enough oil to completely replace fossil fuel usage. It would require twice the land area of the US to be devoted to soybean production, or two-thirds to be devoted to rapeseed production, to meet current US heating and transportation needs.


That being said, if we can figure out a way to get the algae-method of oil production to work, then it just might happen. Of course, the rub is going to be that Big Oil will do all the research and own all the patents and shelve all of it until they milk us for cash like a prized dairy cow.
Bio-nic 6!

A-on and Art: I tend to disagree aron. Ethanol is still existing especially in the midwest states where Corn croppin farmers are more prevalent. Ethanol was doomed to fail due to it's incompatibilities with the cars that used it(in pure 100 Ethanol) and the industries unwillingness to adapt to Ethanol in 10% form. It slowly died out as gas prices dropped, but I think now with Petroleum prices ever higher, I think it's not out of the question Ethanol will make a resurgence. However I THINK, because Ethanol innately still has problems and cause potential damages to cars, plus the inefficient yield ratio of energy from crops, ethanol will never become a substitute for petrol.
HOWEVER, I think Biodiesel is an ENTERIELY new story. I foresee this substance as the next substitute for diesel. Maybe it won't be big for the US, because most of our cars are non-diesel, although we still use 60 billion gallons of diesel each year. And it's a shame, because in continents like Europe and South america, countries are leading in Biofuel acceptance.

I call it the next Boba.
This is just a really cool video:
Guy_Driving_Across_the_Country

N>P>C>

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

I dunno much about Bio Vin Diesel, but I think we should really think about these words of wisom I just came across on Songmeanings.com:

To the dumbass that says that commentator's an idiot wel ''FUCK THEM!'' We need anarchy to save mother fucking earth.

Why, yes we do my friend.
Edit: What the FUCKERS? Aaron with the stealth blog post! I swear it wasn't there a second ago.. hmmmm.. heh..

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Actually, the world is far from peak production of food. Many countries pay their agricultural sectors money to NOT grow/produce food product. I've heard conflicting information on biodiesel though. Some camps say it's the answer to everything, and others point at substitute pollution issues and the fact that products like ethanol are being pimped by the government only because of absolutely obscene campaign contributions.

I think it comes down to the same problem.. if *everyone* was demanding biofuels, then the price of biofuels and the scarcity/demand curve would be just as bad as it is for fossil fuels if not worse.

I think the only viable solution is the Rainbow-6 route. I kid! I kid! (sorta)

=/

*waves to NSA handler*

~O.
Biodiesel

Biodiesel is great except their is no real infrastructure for it. I mean the particulate matter is less enviromentally caustic, and I can actually drive behind it, unlike petroleum based diesel. Petroleum based diesel makes me dizzy and sick to my stomach.

All the people that hype it right now and say others should do it too, are not really looking at the bigger picture. Only so many of us can get free/uber-cheap fryer fat and other bio-oil byproducts from your local greasy restaurant. It is a very small supply market. It suffers an even more constricted fate as Ethanol, which is a total crock of pork barrel subsidies doomed to failure if we ever have a horrid year of corn yield. Not enough infrastructure and skyrocketing of prices. All this of course is pretext to me not having the means, desire or space to condition my own Biodiesel since a very miniscule number of "non-my garage" biodiesel fueling stations exist.

Maybe Hybrid/Biodiesel would be a great move in the future once the kinks are ironed out of both systems.

D>M>
All I see is prius's facist

I'm cursed. Now that you guys mentioned about Electronic vehicles it seems to appear everywhere. Maybe i'm just noticing them more. They have a funny looking behind.

Anyhow, I think Biodiesel is more of an environment saver though if you ask me. The problem is US sells less than 1% diesel engines and most of those are in trucks or commercial vehicles. Versus Europe its like 40% diesel cars. Being able to use vegetables for fuel would be pretty effective, except it would foreseeably raise the food prices if everyone used it. And I think the world is already short of food supply. I don't know what you guys think?

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Good News!

The Baby Iron Maiden shirt doubles as a burp cloth in a pinch! Hey wait, EVERYTHING doubles as a burp cloth!

Thanks again Enron for the soft D20, the rad little robot rattle and shirt. It will be a solid foundation for Dad's Newest Gaming Miniature.

Wish us luck in Pacifica, looks good on the computer so far!
i dont think theyre outta stock , just certain sizes. Prolly kind find it in stores.

Jesus, is it THAT important to have brando as Jor-El?? Just seems like a stupid waste of resources. Just higher a new actor - the kids today don't give a shit about brando (AND NEITHER DO I!) Crazy tech though, huh? Pretty awesome actually. Just ya know, little bizzare.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Sweet shoes.

Too bad they are out of stock already. Boo.

D>M>
Wow. Go to vans.com . They make Descendents shoes. With milo's little cartoon face. O_o!

"FUCKIN, ROCKSTARS!" fuckers

PS theyre like 50 bucks! And i dunno if its kinda old now, but it might be already outta stock.. i want em sorta, but they look cheesy too. I can make that shit fuckman!
Tut de sweet

Crazy CGI to portray Marlon "I'm gonna eat the caterer if he runs oout of food" Brando in the new superman movie based on the footage from the original superman flik. Check out the Jor -El transformation.

From now on we must all use fuggers to prevent the corruption of minors.

It was sweet seeing the rock, Leslie, and Wylie the newest Actionteam gaming miniture.

D>M>
WARNING! INAPROPRIATE CONTENT!

Good to see Jon,Janice, Enron, and Eyeball while we are up here looking for a place to live in NorCal!

As a side note, I was using the business center at the wonderful Embassy Suites (the only way to travel with a kid), and I wanted to log onto the hottest site on the net right now, theactionteam.org. However, the software that the Suites (that's what you call it if you are kool) have installed to prevent children from seeing the bad stuff the internet has to offer, blocked our site!

Ordinarily, I would have thought, "that's cool, we are some bad ass motherfuckers talking about some freaky shit that is just too real for the Man to handle", and be done with it. I get it, we swear, that's fine. But the kicker is, and the best part about this whole deal that just goes to show how much people want to control what kids/adults see, hear and read, and yet have no idea how to go about it effectively, is how I found out about what the questionable content was.

In a huge alert box, it stated that the term fuckers (in bold print) was inapropriate for children, and the website has been blocked.

Hmmm. So if a kid stumbles onto the site, and realizes s/he misURL'd, and then leaves, that kid might never see any fuckers. Or, maybe the kid reads some of the posts which might not include any fuckers at all, and then leaves. Or the kid reads the fuckers, but then understands the context the fuckers exist in, and opens his fucking mind to the reaches of space because the Action Team is all intellectual and shit.

With the software installed on this computer, the kid is guaranteed to see at least one fuckers, because it is in bold print, right infront of him, and never blow his mind because he can't see the context.

Man, I am on some anti-pollen drugs right now, and my thought process and word patterns may be eschewed, but that just doesn't make good sense to me. You?
Aeryk, some more places to check out:

Oakland Hills
Piedmont

My friend who lives in Alameda says that the east side is nicer than the west and think houses run 550k-600k (maybe). The west side is more up and coming, so not necessarily a real nice area right now, but he says lots of families are moving into the area. Take that with a grain of salt 'cause my friends don't know SHIT!
There's an old saying about glass houses..

What, am I the only one that remembers the huge "beat stick" sword fights out in front of Eric's house? Or, in Aaron and mine's driveway on Gould? How about slap fights, Rich's midnight Pearl Harbor attacks or the $1 J.P. tender-meat slappage? Don't even get me started on "Conan the Barbarian" and the other misc. filmage.

We were massive dorks before most of these geeks were breathing oxygen. LOL.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Hehe... it looks sfun though. Whats the difference with something like Lazer tag, where you have to dress up in a space suit in guns. The only nerdy thing about this is that these people talk about lightning bolts and fireballs!

WATCH THE NBA!!! who car3s about hock3y?
WOW man, that's rough. "5 points 5 points 5 points!" Bunch of fattys running around the park! :) There was a linky to a hockey fight in little kids hockey off that same page. That was funny hahah.
IF GIS IF GIS

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4296304437246602003&q=fight
Tip: So you don't know how to fold a shirt?

This isn't that big of a deal, it's pretty neat trick, thx to these origami masters

http://www.2flashgames.com/viewlink.php?url=http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-4.htm&id=1260