| Good Laffs

I had seen the first strip before, but it still cracks me up. The second one is pretty damn funny too. I half expected the strip to include "Skull-Fucker" in there when I saw the word Skull.

And so I am LA bound this weekend. Visit ye old family. YeeHaa.

jr0n: I feel for you man. While cooking/chopping chilies, I have on several occasions made the awful mistake of rubbing chili oils into my eye balls. Not fun. The Chili (cayenne coated) chocolates I have had are pretty good. Aimey also made some cayenne choclate cookies that were pretty damn good. I recently tried a few chocolate oddities at a cool shop in Noe Valley that had, among over flavors (natural extract flavorings not artificial BS), Cardamom, lavender and Bacon. The bacon was truly odd. Savory while slightly sweet, yet it grew on me as the taste lingered i my real purty mowth. Bizarro.

D>M>

"I did do the nasty in the pasty" -Philip J. Fry
"Verily" -Nibbler

| Again with the Humor

i thought he meant a piece of slimy poop, so then he got pink eye. never had chocolate with chili on it. that a weinershnitzil or tommys thing??

| Chili-Covered Chocolate?!??!

:(

u got pink eye?

| I Guess I Shouldn't Have Rubbed My Eye After Handling That Piece of Chili-Covered Chocolate

MOTHERFUCKER!

| Eric's Musical Tastes and Takes on the Mix

Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple
Through the Fire and Flame - Dragonforce
Black Fire - Dragonforce
Starfire - Dragonforce
Set this World Ablaze - Killswitch Engage
Stand Ablaze - In Flames
In Flames - In Flames

| No taboo goes unturned

Maybe...

Metallica - Fight Fire with Fire or Jump in the Fire
Prodigy - Firestarter
Doors, the - Light my Fire

D>M>

the most obvious omission: jimi hendrix - fire
and bloodhound gang? isn't that like one of those "fat-rock" bands like barenaked ladies?

| Burn mother effer... Burn.

To help "commemorate" the unreal firestorm we are having, I was thinking about making a "Fire Mix 2007." This is what I have so far:

Ring of Fire- Johnny Cash
Beds Are Burning- Midnight Oil
The Roof Is On Fire- Bloodhound Gang
Disco Inferno- The Trammps
I'm On Fire- Bruce Springsteen
Smoke Gets In Your Eye- The Platters
Lake of Fire- Nirvana
Los Angeles Is Burning- Bad Religion
We Didn't Start the Fire- Billy Joel
(Regretfully... I hate U2) The Unforgettable Fire- U2
Boogie Wonderland- Earth, Wind, and Fire (this is where I started reaching)

... Any suggestions? Is this in bad taste? We had to cancel a game and shut down my girls' practice by order of the school district. The air quality was unhealthful to dangerous. Yikes!

| Stumbled upon this treasure again

Still kills me after all this time.

| Mall Gnomes

I believe in the theory of Tolkevolution where once there was chaos and raging wars in the Middle earthenaea theory. We were really descendents of Elves, Gnomes, Dwarves, Orcs, Humans (cromagnons) of course. Unfortunately the raging wars eventually caused devestation and the spells casted a sheet of ice that killed all (the ice age) and many species either became extinct or evolved into people as we know now. Warhammer is probably the closest we have to a known tabula rasa.

Ok... as further proof, my long prelude is, I think the whole philippines nation as Mall dwellers. Every saturday and sunday, the entire population mobilizes into Psuedo mini caves (AKA malls and super malls), where you see people perched on benches, basting animal flesh, and drinking themselves into sloshes.

And let's not forget Dennis's close association with the Elves... further proof in my unrefutable theory.

It is not a giant squid or octopus! that's just preposterous!