Hey Jon, are you still writing? I got a book from the library this week on creative writing. In fact, it's one of those awesome "for idiots" books (not the dummies ones, but same shit.) I'm like, if JK Rowling can knock out them Harry Potter books when she's like in her 40s or 60s or whatever, maybe I can knock out the Jerry Slotter series of misadventures. Or something. I dunno, I also checked out a book on Weight Training (and actually did a workout from it today - yikes, its tougher than the shit I do on my own.) Oh, I also quit smoking 2 days ago (this is the end of day 2) for the jillionth time. I'm using the patch for the first time. Seems to work alright. But quitting smoking wreaks havok on your desire to shove shit in your mouth, and after a big 'ol dinner I knocked back a Diet Coke Float (the coke was diet, not the friggen ice cream, :( ) I need to buy some friggen carrots tomorrow.

Anyways, you are an AWESOME writer jon, just curious to know what you been working on lately.

Eric, you gotta "acquire" the 6-episode BBC mini-series Jekyll! It's pretty awesome. Only watched the 1st one, but ppl say it gets better n better. You heard it here first! Cop-dat-shit! And then I've mentioned this before, but track down the 2 seasons of "The Mighty Boosh" - its absurd, music-based (kinda) like Flight of the Conchords and pretty classic. Think it was 6 episode seasons also. There, that's everything. Oh, and Murder She Wrote and Matlock, never hurts to recommend those classics.

PS Reinstalled DungeonRunners, then unistalled 15 minutes later. Ohh... not good (for me at least.)

| Addicted to Posting

wasn't gonna post for awhile but it's like brain crack. It's that feeling where you flush all the shit in your brain and it feels good. I guess.

My Gibberish
I was just thinking not all prosties have scabs. Not that I would know.

Sylvester stallone = Steven Seagal in the making

I just watched "Carter" and boy.... talk about booshit storyline, and moral lessons in every corner *spoiler* It's a very common occurance unfortunately, but it's not like you can kill everyone for it. */end spoiler*

and in the end *spoiler* nothing happens to him */end spoiler*

so yeah...

| Scabuloso

Ahh teh jAcked oottaT. I saw that one a few days ago and my first response was... "What an idjiot!" Dear lord that is going to suck when he sobers up a couple days later.

Rude: Prostie Scabs!? WTF. That is nasty. You never said anything about the fine scabulous nature of said prostie's getaway sticks. Was it like a couple of scabs here and there or was it all over the place. Ever heard of padded hand/ankle cuffs maybe? That just adds to the legend of that story. What would you do if you undressed her to find she had scabs for nipples too. Miles ahead of nizzies lipples.

Ry: I had a feeling that the Simpson's movie was going to be weak. The past three or four seasons have been mediocre to lame. I have not watched any episodes for more than a few minutes before I get sad. They jumped the shark a while ago. Booo...

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| OMG?

| The Simpsons Movie... meh.

Going to the Manhattan Village movie theaters (formerly Mann, now Pacific I think?) is always an adventure. It never fails that something gets fucked up; it could be the film is not quite centered, the soundtrack doesn't sync with the picture, broken seats or whatever. This time, they left the lights on for about 1/3 of the movie, despite many people going to ask them to turn them off. Almost like they didn't know how or something.

As for the movie, totally wait for the video. Lame gags, weird premise. I have seen half-hour episodes that made me laugh way harder. But on the bright side, no blacks ruined my movie-going experience! Huzzah!

Welcome back John-knee Lee. Rudy, your last post about the hooker was really funny.

| Fabtastic! Add another scab to the bedpost!

Maybe the fruition would have come true! YOU TOTALLY COULD HAVE SCORED MAN!

That's 4 exclamation points. It's too bad you didn't score, but that would have been the Con of Ages. Prosticon/ hookacon/ random rudy sexcon. I was totally picturing what I would have said, and it would be something like, "3 minutes? Maybe we should go there and make it last longer" and that's when she probably would have said yes (to you). Don't worry about the payments! I'll mail you the check. Plus I like it how all the while in your long long long narrative that you never once described her as hot, sexy, and voluptuous, which I know is totally what she looked like, just with a few added scabs.

| scabtastic

Nah dude, this was a real deal holyfield hooker man! I was out in the little smoking area and kept noticing her - she was dressed trashy, but kinda had a gamer look *kinda* so I thought, "some freakish larpers wife or somefin!"

Anyways, kept seeing her out there and she was kinda "posing" gnarly like bending over and stretching all crazy while lookin at me hahaha, so whatever. THEN, I went out there one time and was minding my own business and she bursts out a side door all sweaty and wild-eyed.

I said "HARK! What thouest angel of fire-magic doest bringest to me oh great kutaloo!" Ok, I didn't say anything. Then she asks for a light and we start chatting.
She's all "wow, I just had random sex with some guy i just met!"
Ruh-roh shaggy!
"I'm here with my boyfriend for this convention, but he made me mad so I told him I was gonna get him back! So I met this guy who's a pilot and had wild sex with him! It was so EXCITING! I felt so FREE! I'm usually not like that. The only thing is he only lasted 3 minutes!" On and on she went.

While I'm talking to her, I'm scoping out the "bod" and I notice around her ankles there's more scabs than one of Michael Vicks murder dogs! (comeon, who hasn't fantasized about electrocuting and drowning dogs! If he was white Ryan, you' d be ALL on his side, I know it!) So after a little more convo I kinda figure she's a real prostie. It was gonna be a thing like "lets go up to my/your room for some wild sex" and then it'd prolly be "that's gonna be 3 easy payements of 19.99 and one complicated payement." But I told the guys and they all went out to the spot and were cramping my style (plus I was scurred I'd actually run into her again and succumb to her scabby-anklely magiks.

The End.

| Rudy needs a klingon

This gamer chick must have been hot then. Was she actually an attendee or hired by the booth like the old succubus, the mother of all succubus's, that we saw at Socal? Still hot for a succubus milf.
I could see rudy being all over that.

I'll probably be out here until December. I might briefly visit chicago to attend a transformer manufacturer tradeshow (not optimus prime) and i'll be back in december, probably when Eric completes his relocation manuever to the northbay. Keep me posted!

peac out.

| Damn boy

ja -El: I had forgotten how much your unconventional witticisms can make me laugh. Brilliant. When are you going to come visit us again? You missed out on teh sweet KooblaKhan. Rude dog had a major boner for a gamer prostie. That alone was worth the trip. Towards the end, I half expected your revelation of, "Hey we're all guys here" to finally come to fruition at that con. Haha. Well almost.

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| Why are women bad judges of distance?

Because they were always told that " ==========" this was 6 inches.



har har har! wokka



Been doing good nutzecles. Just working my ass off mainly, in fact i'm typing this on a sunday at work. We're putting some overtime to count inventory for the sample room. (hasn't been done in at least 5 years) It's a huge mess, and actually we hardly dented the task. I think we'll have to come in at least 1 more time.

( I found some cool plastic pieces to make a homebrew game with, so that'll be fun)


Just a note, has anyone seen the show "Scott Baio single and 45"? It struck me as interesting as I used to be a big fan of CIC show, and I was expecting it was going to be a somewhat a realistic shallow life of a movie star, and so far I have not been dissapointed, unfortunately, but makes for an interesting watch.
Which leads up to my dinner with some people tonight ----
My girlfriend, whom I 've been dating for a few months now, and we had dinner with some of her friends. These were'nt really close friend of hers, they were more of the party click, and these girls were the shallowest, dumbest, girls i have ever met. I mean maybe there are girls out there that are worse but all they could talk about was drinking, partying, their boyfriends, and whatever I didn't listen to. Probably some things about makeup or something (mind you, it would be alright if they were 16, but at 21... youre expected to grow out of it somewhat). I did enjoy the conversation as I have learned to over the years to do so. (All i could imagine was one of them sucking my cock just to shut them up which was actually quite a turnon, them shutting up that is. ) But between watching an episode of the "surreal life" or being there tonight, it was a real close second.
The Paris and Bush icon is sadly what is to be remembered in the 10's. I hope the 20's gets better.