| Fabtastic! Add another scab to the bedpost!

Maybe the fruition would have come true! YOU TOTALLY COULD HAVE SCORED MAN!

That's 4 exclamation points. It's too bad you didn't score, but that would have been the Con of Ages. Prosticon/ hookacon/ random rudy sexcon. I was totally picturing what I would have said, and it would be something like, "3 minutes? Maybe we should go there and make it last longer" and that's when she probably would have said yes (to you). Don't worry about the payments! I'll mail you the check. Plus I like it how all the while in your long long long narrative that you never once described her as hot, sexy, and voluptuous, which I know is totally what she looked like, just with a few added scabs.