Saturday, November 30, 2002

Yay!-lo

That was one awesome game of Halo that we finished the evening up with. And everybody got a chance to play, too! Hooray! Next time we're all around we can always hook up me and Eric's Xboxes with Jon's Folly (provided we come up with more controllers somehow, I guess that's the limit.

Yayy friends!
Seranissima

I am just so bad at economic based games. Maybe that is why I always lose and in turn make sure that I try something off the wall at the beginning of the game, just to see if someway, somehow, I can deny the inevitable from happeneing, i.e. me losing. Seranissima again proved that I am again an economic loser. Bring on the tactics! Down with strategy, up with tactics! Blood Bowl for everyone!

By the way, if anyone cares, Mike last posted on October 1rst. What if he died and that Blog is the last thing he ever wrote.... I think I'll email him and find out.

Friday, November 29, 2002

d00d

I'm really considering signing up for DSL before the years out. What do you guys think? This is the site I'm currently looking at trying to get some feedback on which service to get.
DSLReport
Shit- I can *sorta* afford it ($50 bucks a month.) I just wanna make sure I'm picking an isp thats FAST and reliable n shit. Help felatios!
Here's the feedback it sent me: click

thanks guys!

JUST ADDED!
As an added bonus, whoever helps me will win 1000 FREE hours of AOL, courtesy of me. You're welcome in advance. :)

(Earthlink DSL has a deal thats $29.95 for the 1st 6months, then 49.95 for the last 6months. Whatcha all think?)

LATE


Thursday, November 28, 2002

I played through Metal Gear Solid 2 again. I don't know what's wrong with me or why I like to play games twice or why I can't get an erection. I just wanted to see how fast I could get through the game once I actually knew everything. I imagined that Eric, Aaron, Johnny, and even Rudy and Ryan and Mike were standing behind me chanting, "Go Jon, you have to defeat Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance one more time, for us, your pals. Then everything will be all right." So I skipped every cutscene and it felt soooo right. I clocked in at just under 6 hours. I rule!

Sorry Sarge but I need you around for these cutscenes man. It's so hard to grow up, so hard to struggle through. Every moment Solid Snake is telling me about the nature of digital technology I think "man this would be better if I were sitting on the blue couch in my apartment and Betty was walking on me with her shit-covered feet and Aaron was sitting by my side saying 'Yee-ha, Jester's dead!'"
"Your SUV Supports Terrorism"

Thought those of you that despise the occursed SUV would appriciate that piece of graffitti I saw while driving up to Hanta Barbara for (Non)Turkey-Day. I am into an X-Box fest sometime, we just need another X-Box and a TV and some controllers and we will be a go! We could also play some D&D, or some silly Jon Train game (which was a lot of quick fun), some Lord of the Rings, or just blow all our money on Great Lap Dances. I'll be ready to Rock and/or Roll on friday. Anyhoo, have a nice dinner with your family and friends everyone, and make sure you all remember to be thankful for smallpox, fire-water, boomsticks, genocide and slavery, cause without those things, none of us would be here!

Cheerio!
Eating Turkey and Fucking Pilgrims in the Ass

Hey guys! I hope to see the whole gang back together for some X-Box action! Here's the plan- we take a couple of sex-boxes and tvs and hook them up so ALL the gang can play HALO together or whatever. I don't fucking know. I just wanna hang out with you gals! SATURDAY. OR WHENEVER. CALL ME JERKS. PLZ THX.

Arron: But is your roommate hot? I'll fuck her.
Jael: Stay off that leg! And, I ain't seen a Bond flick since this new guy took over.
Joneric: Uh. Yeah. Whats up? Heh. Cool.

PEACE!

Wednesday, November 27, 2002

Okay I rented a car so I will be down there this weekend. They didnt get my car finished in time. So Lame... Erase that one.

I like Green.

P.S. Although my roommate is the worst roommate ever, nothing compares to the worst Suitemates ever. Elric Von Noodle can vouch for that.
Cutscenes rule

Didnt you know that the only reason that I watched Metal Gear Solid with you was for the cutscenes? I can not beleive you are going to hurt my feelings like that. After all those times you made me seargent for helping you with the boring parts just to get to the meat of the game. What an asshole!

/me sobs falling to the floor in a heap of sadness.

Okay I think I am over it. So did you run into Gaseous Snake this time? How about Plasma Snake?

Elricington: What is up with the action team website? Blogger has not been updating it. I suppose I should email you about it.

Rule, so my car still is not ready. I hope it will be done today. They are still waiting for a package from Honda. I can not believe it. They have had my car for 27 days now. Chopper suck ballz.

It is official. I am living with the worst roommate of my life. Arrrgggg what a fucking cunt. I asked her to turn down her music at 12:00 midnight because it was too damn loud and she said no and that when Aimey moved in that she knew that she was a late bird and then slammed the door in my face. I am so pissed it was all I could do not to go in her room, open the CD drawer to her CD player on her computer and bust kick the cd drawer off her computer. I was seething for about an hour after that listening to her music reverb in my room.

Ja -el: bummer to hear about the ankle. Joint injuries suck.

Fooball: Whats up? Go suck a lime you stupid prat!

Boris

Monday, November 25, 2002

Hey all! Three cheers to your review Aaron. It was quite beefy. Anyway, it looks like many of you Action Team members will be here for the weekend. Hooray! I'm going to be around as well. At first it looked like we would go down to Mexico for Thanksgiving, but it looks like those plans have been cancelled. I guess they might change back again, but the likelihood is that I'll be around. So, rock n' roll.

I finished Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance tonight. I am so proud, I guess. Basically it was even more of a chore than the previous one. The game took me about 3.5 hours longer to complete than MGS1 and I'm convinced that the added time was ALL cutscenes. Jeezus. The end of the game goes like this:

1. Fight some robots.
2. Cutscenes (20 minutes)
3. Press Y a bunch of times to escape torture.
4. Cutscenes (30 minutes)
5. Fight a guy with a sword.
6. Cutscenes (20 minutes)
7. FIN.

I HATE CUTSCENES!!! EVERY cutscene in every game is stupid. Bleah!

Wait. the Thief 1 cutscenes were really really good. But they were only like 2-3 minutes long. Yayy Thief!
OUCH

My body just doesn't take damage like they used to. I wonder if Dungeons and Dragons accounts for physical ailments when characters get old and they heal at a slower rate. Anyways, last night I was playing tennis and I guess I failed my savings throw. Landed on my right ankle in an awkward position that was unable to support the full 180 pounds of my weight. My ankle caved and there was some nice popping noises. The Doctor won't be available until tomorrow so I just went out and bought a pair of crutches until then. It's amazing how long it takes to see a doctor nowadays. Good doctors are just so swamped with patients that they hardly have time for more appointments. That's pretty sad. In the old days, when people went lame, I guess they just offed them. That's why there wasn't as many patients.

What are you all doing this weekend? My family is planning a vacation and of all the places to go, were going to LA. Having lived there for 12 years, I don't see how it can be called a vacation but that's the plans.

Review: Die another Day ------ B

Overdone and repetitive, James Bond movies have really digressed into two really primitive themes: Plenty of Sex and Plenty of Action. Gone are the days where there was actually some kind of theme and plot developement. Gun fights were followed by car fights, then followed by sex scenes and then more sword fights and gun fights. Just mind numbing action throughout the movie. Sometimes the action seemed so ludicrous that you lost track of why they were fighting in the first place.

But who can argue with success? Surely not the mass audiences who watches the bond films. Sex and fighting is what people wants to see. They want cheesy pickup lines, titty and ass shots, and rolling around in passionate and unquenchable sexual fantasies. Audiences crave well coreographed fighting scenes and random violence that lack a need for reason.

As for me, that is probably the last Bond film I'll watch till they change again. Hopefully they will go back to the days where special effects and digital graphics were not so emphasized and go back to when movies were actually made with loveable characters and a well developed plot.