BZZZ!!! WRONG!
You know, I didn't mind either Blair Witch or JASB too much. Blair witch didnt live up to all the crazy hype, but I still think its a super cool idea and it was pretty cool/freaky. JaySilentBOB movie was ok- some pretty funny stuff, but pretty weak in other areas.
bring your backpack to MM jael. oh yes. WANDER BAr! (Thats german for "super cool!")
the 99 cent only store has these robot-mech figures that come with this crazy card game- kinda neat. one buck each! the actual toy is decent (its got helmet, weapons, etc) but i cant really figure out the game part of it- i bought all 3 different guys, so maybe we can meet up sometime and try it out. other dollar stores have ANOTHER mech-game called Medabots which uses DICE instead of CARDS- that soudns much cooler, but i cant find em (they got em discounted at toyrus, but not for no 1 dollar!)
ADDED: played a pretty cool computer demo for Midnight Club 2 for PC. they give u the LA map for the demo and its pretty damn cool! i demand u all to d/l it now! u can get it at 3dgamers.com and all kinds o other places. GO
- to dumb to eat pretzels
Saturday, July 19, 2003
New idea for the blaire witch project
While i was watching the movie, all i could think about was how good of a head can that chick give, cuz this movie SURE BLOWS real good. I think the problem is not the movie is bad, but the concept is all wrong. Instead i'm thinking it would be a lot more amusing as a B rated Porno flick! There's so much you can do with the title, ie "blair dick project", and that it can be these 3 college chicks doing a research out in the woods, but the whole deal is that they are trying to find the legendary cock so they can get satisfied... The legend has it that "it" made one stand in the corner while he fucked the other one and then after he's done, he fucks the other one in the corner cuz she's been bad.
Just fyi,
Years from now i'll read back at this post and I'll think how childishly brilliant I was.
Oh... if you haven't implied the gyst by now
review: blaire witch project F___, as bad as Jay and silent bob. that's 2 bad movies this week. I might have to shoot myself
MAJIX MOUNTEN! here i come!
jael
While i was watching the movie, all i could think about was how good of a head can that chick give, cuz this movie SURE BLOWS real good. I think the problem is not the movie is bad, but the concept is all wrong. Instead i'm thinking it would be a lot more amusing as a B rated Porno flick! There's so much you can do with the title, ie "blair dick project", and that it can be these 3 college chicks doing a research out in the woods, but the whole deal is that they are trying to find the legendary cock so they can get satisfied... The legend has it that "it" made one stand in the corner while he fucked the other one and then after he's done, he fucks the other one in the corner cuz she's been bad.
Just fyi,
Years from now i'll read back at this post and I'll think how childishly brilliant I was.
Oh... if you haven't implied the gyst by now
review: blaire witch project F___, as bad as Jay and silent bob. that's 2 bad movies this week. I might have to shoot myself
MAJIX MOUNTEN! here i come!
jael
SensANAL? Huh sounds like a butt load of fun! Har Har Har...
Well, I have got my computer limping. ALmost done, but the important part is complete: the data made it off of my failing drive. Now I have to get NTLDR on the drive and switch drive letters around. Unfortunately, the weather is too nice and I will shorty venture out to enjoy its splendor.
Johnny, I have been promising Aimey I would take her to MM for a while now and I think she would but most saddened by my going to MM without her. SO I will have to pass unless you manage to find two empty seats (No the trunk does not count). Jay and Silent Bob.. Blah. I watched that with David and I wanted to cry. So juvinile. So much lame gay humor. Das Burnt. Dogma was good and then that movie... Ouch
Note of interest to Elrock: do not disconnect the power cable to a drive while the computer is on and accidently short the rail power connection. For a little while I thought I blew my MoBo. Turns out I just triggered the PS to shut off.
"I gotta take a dump" - Whortz
Well, I have got my computer limping. ALmost done, but the important part is complete: the data made it off of my failing drive. Now I have to get NTLDR on the drive and switch drive letters around. Unfortunately, the weather is too nice and I will shorty venture out to enjoy its splendor.
Johnny, I have been promising Aimey I would take her to MM for a while now and I think she would but most saddened by my going to MM without her. SO I will have to pass unless you manage to find two empty seats (No the trunk does not count). Jay and Silent Bob.. Blah. I watched that with David and I wanted to cry. So juvinile. So much lame gay humor. Das Burnt. Dogma was good and then that movie... Ouch
Note of interest to Elrock: do not disconnect the power cable to a drive while the computer is on and accidently short the rail power connection. For a little while I thought I blew my MoBo. Turns out I just triggered the PS to shut off.
"I gotta take a dump" - Whortz
Friday, July 18, 2003
Big Trouble in Little Underwears!
Yar Enron- come down this weekend with Jael's palz! Theyre sensASIANal! I dunno. Dude, weathers a little iffy today duders! I hope it dont rain of fuckin sunday, i'll be pissed. Can't wait to try out screamtheride.
roaches = suck.
omg, mandy moore is so hot. ya, see yall this weekend!
- C. Untington
Yar Enron- come down this weekend with Jael's palz! Theyre sensASIANal! I dunno. Dude, weathers a little iffy today duders! I hope it dont rain of fuckin sunday, i'll be pissed. Can't wait to try out screamtheride.
roaches = suck.
omg, mandy moore is so hot. ya, see yall this weekend!
- C. Untington
Thursday, July 17, 2003
Here's something you might not know
you don't have to put 700 miles on your car. I'm renting a car, and it looks like there are 4 people including me going so far. For sure, no one will bail so 4 is the number as of the moment. 4 is also the number coming back. If you want there is room for one more unlucky bloke. That sir, can be an unlucky bloke named Aaron "the dreaded" stinkovich.
urm... what else?
Movie Review list:
Jay and Shit bob strikes back - worst film of the year F-, F-- if it could be any worse
Thats all.
Jael
you don't have to put 700 miles on your car. I'm renting a car, and it looks like there are 4 people including me going so far. For sure, no one will bail so 4 is the number as of the moment. 4 is also the number coming back. If you want there is room for one more unlucky bloke. That sir, can be an unlucky bloke named Aaron "the dreaded" stinkovich.
urm... what else?
Movie Review list:
Jay and Shit bob strikes back - worst film of the year F-, F-- if it could be any worse
Thats all.
Jael
Wednesday, July 16, 2003
Tell me somthing I dont already know.
Yeah Ja-eL... I bought that drive a few months before all the IBM drives of the 60GXP lineage started to show a fatal flaw. When I bought it, the drive was the fastest drive available and IBM had up to that point a solid history of reliability. SO much for that. IBM's disk drive division is no more. They sold the wares to Hitachi, but they still develop magnetic disk drive technology. IBM has always been big with R&D. Back to the old stand by Western Digg with the next drive. Aside from their shaky period of low price/performance ratio in the late 90s they have been a pretty good company.
Wish I could make it to MM. They have a couple of really cool rdies I have not been on yet. But I am not really up for putting on 700 miles on my car in one day. Still trying to keep those down.
Off to see the wizz'urd
Yeah Ja-eL... I bought that drive a few months before all the IBM drives of the 60GXP lineage started to show a fatal flaw. When I bought it, the drive was the fastest drive available and IBM had up to that point a solid history of reliability. SO much for that. IBM's disk drive division is no more. They sold the wares to Hitachi, but they still develop magnetic disk drive technology. IBM has always been big with R&D. Back to the old stand by Western Digg with the next drive. Aside from their shaky period of low price/performance ratio in the late 90s they have been a pretty good company.
Wish I could make it to MM. They have a couple of really cool rdies I have not been on yet. But I am not really up for putting on 700 miles on my car in one day. Still trying to keep those down.
Off to see the wizz'urd
MAGIC THE GATHERING MOUNTAIN
ADDED: I'm goin! I'm so excited- I've been dying to go to MM for awhile now. Can't wait! Elrock (if u aint sick no more), RyRy, anyone else in the area, come along! Oon's probably already on a rollercoaster ride much more exciting than ours will be, but if hes back in town too, DO IT!
u TALKing about MM down here in the LA area? Or is this some kind of ren-faire/rodeo bullshit up north? If its the one down here, im SO there dude! Sounds awesome! I haven't seen Shibana in ages!
ADDED: I'm goin! I'm so excited- I've been dying to go to MM for awhile now. Can't wait! Elrock (if u aint sick no more), RyRy, anyone else in the area, come along! Oon's probably already on a rollercoaster ride much more exciting than ours will be, but if hes back in town too, DO IT!
u TALKing about MM down here in the LA area? Or is this some kind of ren-faire/rodeo bullshit up north? If its the one down here, im SO there dude! Sounds awesome! I haven't seen Shibana in ages!
Backing up DVD's are cool!
I have figured out how to backup all my (LEGAL) copies of DVD's I bought onto another dvd. It's great. I get full menus and everything. sweetness. I saw Count of Monte Cristo last night. Not so bad! it's actually a pretty decent flick. The ending was a little weak, but the beginning has its brilliance. I am quickly running out of hard drive space. Each movie translates to about 4.7 gb of space needed. I can barely fit 6 movies on my drive.
IBM drives are spooooooo notorious for premature e-cratulation. It's almost given. quit buying expensive crappy IBM drives fool!
I'm going to Majic mountain this sunday with some of the fremont-ian pal-sians. So any of you wants to meet some new folks are welcome to join us. So far, it's Jason, Shibana, Gary, Kevin, and myself.
That is all...
Jael
I have figured out how to backup all my (LEGAL) copies of DVD's I bought onto another dvd. It's great. I get full menus and everything. sweetness. I saw Count of Monte Cristo last night. Not so bad! it's actually a pretty decent flick. The ending was a little weak, but the beginning has its brilliance. I am quickly running out of hard drive space. Each movie translates to about 4.7 gb of space needed. I can barely fit 6 movies on my drive.
IBM drives are spooooooo notorious for premature e-cratulation. It's almost given. quit buying expensive crappy IBM drives fool!
I'm going to Majic mountain this sunday with some of the fremont-ian pal-sians. So any of you wants to meet some new folks are welcome to join us. So far, it's Jason, Shibana, Gary, Kevin, and myself.
That is all...
Jael
whats that smell?
Cafepress finally has their book thingy worked out, and its coming soon: prices, info, etc. Eh, looks alright. A friend of mine got into that beta we tried to get into, and he told me that the quality was Kinkos-ish. In the beta they only did wire-o or saddle stitch, but according to the site now, they'll also do perfect-binding (like real books.) I dunno, seems pretty cool!
their shipping is still a sucky $5 bucks, but it seems like every item past the 1st one is free (dont think it was like that before) so thats a LITTLE better.
toots.
Cafepress finally has their book thingy worked out, and its coming soon: prices, info, etc. Eh, looks alright. A friend of mine got into that beta we tried to get into, and he told me that the quality was Kinkos-ish. In the beta they only did wire-o or saddle stitch, but according to the site now, they'll also do perfect-binding (like real books.) I dunno, seems pretty cool!
their shipping is still a sucky $5 bucks, but it seems like every item past the 1st one is free (dont think it was like that before) so thats a LITTLE better.
toots.
Tuesday, July 15, 2003
Go Go Gadget Harddrive... Whats that sound?
Well, I am about ready to go to sleep when I hear a odd sound emminating from my computer case. The telltale sound of a failing HD. I can hear the actuator going from the begining cyclinder to the end cyclinder. D'oh.. So I figure it is one of the four year old drives from Aimey's computer. Nope.. The newest drive, with both my old C: drive and my K: (winXP drive). Stupid IBM drive. Warm start it and it wont post. Had to cold boot iot to get it up okay. I had a fear it would do this to me. That line of drives has become notorious for crashing prematurely. I bought that piece of shit 15 months ago. Yeah.. All the important data is on that one. Well, had to order a new drive and I am going to keep the computer off until I get the new drive. Minimize the chances of it failing with all my data.
Rudy: That ASCII Matrix was pretty damn cool. If you view it from a distance (Like 10-15 feet) it looks pretty darn good.
Signing off
PS if I get my login at work sometime this decade I will have I-net @ work. RULE! New Job = Good. Lack of e-mail @ work != good.
Well, I am about ready to go to sleep when I hear a odd sound emminating from my computer case. The telltale sound of a failing HD. I can hear the actuator going from the begining cyclinder to the end cyclinder. D'oh.. So I figure it is one of the four year old drives from Aimey's computer. Nope.. The newest drive, with both my old C: drive and my K: (winXP drive). Stupid IBM drive. Warm start it and it wont post. Had to cold boot iot to get it up okay. I had a fear it would do this to me. That line of drives has become notorious for crashing prematurely. I bought that piece of shit 15 months ago. Yeah.. All the important data is on that one. Well, had to order a new drive and I am going to keep the computer off until I get the new drive. Minimize the chances of it failing with all my data.
Rudy: That ASCII Matrix was pretty damn cool. If you view it from a distance (Like 10-15 feet) it looks pretty darn good.
Signing off
PS if I get my login at work sometime this decade I will have I-net @ work. RULE! New Job = Good. Lack of e-mail @ work != good.
Sunday, July 13, 2003
Consida dis an aborshun. *BLAM!*
Ya dude- I heard enough bad reviews of T3 to not wanna see it- still wanna see 28 Days... liked Erluks review. You guys see Arnie visit the troops last week to show T3? They showed it ALL over the news like it mattered - Swear to god he said: "You guys r da real terminators!" I wonder if he meant the terminators from T1 or T2/3? A few days ago on nealpollack.com was this funny bit:
"I play terminator, but you guys are the true terminators," Schwarzenegger said at least thirty times, as he shook hands with dozens of the brave men and women in uniform.
In a speech to the soldiers after a screening of the new film, Scwarzenegger told them, "When it comes to Saddam, you people are the real Erasers. If you Commandos weren't here, it'd be the End of Days. Thanks to you, that Predator is a Running Man. You can practically hear him Jingle All the Way as he and his Twins flee the country. But most importantly, Kindergarten Cop, Conan the Barbarian, True Lies, Last Action Hero, Junior and Total Recall. Know what I mean?"
Ha! The rest of the post is funny, but dont wanna bore u no more than usual!
Ya dude- I heard enough bad reviews of T3 to not wanna see it- still wanna see 28 Days... liked Erluks review. You guys see Arnie visit the troops last week to show T3? They showed it ALL over the news like it mattered - Swear to god he said: "You guys r da real terminators!" I wonder if he meant the terminators from T1 or T2/3? A few days ago on nealpollack.com was this funny bit:
"I play terminator, but you guys are the true terminators," Schwarzenegger said at least thirty times, as he shook hands with dozens of the brave men and women in uniform.
In a speech to the soldiers after a screening of the new film, Scwarzenegger told them, "When it comes to Saddam, you people are the real Erasers. If you Commandos weren't here, it'd be the End of Days. Thanks to you, that Predator is a Running Man. You can practically hear him Jingle All the Way as he and his Twins flee the country. But most importantly, Kindergarten Cop, Conan the Barbarian, True Lies, Last Action Hero, Junior and Total Recall. Know what I mean?"
Ha! The rest of the post is funny, but dont wanna bore u no more than usual!
Can I have a Large fry with that burger please?
Goddam movie franchises!!! I hope they all die. Went to watch T3: Rise of the machines... well I'm glad someone got a rise out of it, cuz i certainly didn't. Could the movie be any more like T2? or perhaps that was what it was, a repeat of T3. Well T4: Try it again PLEASE!
The same old plot with new characters. In fact, i'd say a large part of the script was old or ripped off of T2. Uh... let's see the plot: John connor grows to his early-mid 20's. Cybernex that they thought altered the future, didn't do anything but postpone... er teh inevitable. (so makes you wonder what T2 was all about). So now, a new Terminator robot comes back to kill John connor. Right about there, the script writers had a vision:
script writer 1: er... hey guys, we can't have another terminator come back and try to kill john connor. That would be too much like T2.
Script writer 2: I concur. We need a new twist
(scratches their heads, lightbulb flashes)
script writer 1: hyuk... der I GOT IT! why don't we have a terminator to kill all of Jon connors LIUETENANTS instead!
Script writer 2: OH MY GOD< BRILLIANT!
fuckin retards. so this terminator comes back and tries to kill all of his lieutenants. I'm glad in a rebel army there is only a few lieutenants. Wait, the sequel? We should have the terminator come back and kill all of the sargeants.. and then all the soldiers. THAT WAY THERE WON"T BE A REBEL ARMY HAZZAH!
So there were other problems with the movie. the lines were bad/reused, the terminator fight scenes were really weak, the acting was not so stunning. There wasn't much stellar about this movie.
The only thing that saved this one is the cool original concept of terminator.
review: C-
Goddam movie franchises!!! I hope they all die. Went to watch T3: Rise of the machines... well I'm glad someone got a rise out of it, cuz i certainly didn't. Could the movie be any more like T2? or perhaps that was what it was, a repeat of T3. Well T4: Try it again PLEASE!
The same old plot with new characters. In fact, i'd say a large part of the script was old or ripped off of T2. Uh... let's see the plot: John connor grows to his early-mid 20's. Cybernex that they thought altered the future, didn't do anything but postpone... er teh inevitable. (so makes you wonder what T2 was all about). So now, a new Terminator robot comes back to kill John connor. Right about there, the script writers had a vision:
script writer 1: er... hey guys, we can't have another terminator come back and try to kill john connor. That would be too much like T2.
Script writer 2: I concur. We need a new twist
(scratches their heads, lightbulb flashes)
script writer 1: hyuk... der I GOT IT! why don't we have a terminator to kill all of Jon connors LIUETENANTS instead!
Script writer 2: OH MY GOD< BRILLIANT!
fuckin retards. so this terminator comes back and tries to kill all of his lieutenants. I'm glad in a rebel army there is only a few lieutenants. Wait, the sequel? We should have the terminator come back and kill all of the sargeants.. and then all the soldiers. THAT WAY THERE WON"T BE A REBEL ARMY HAZZAH!
So there were other problems with the movie. the lines were bad/reused, the terminator fight scenes were really weak, the acting was not so stunning. There wasn't much stellar about this movie.
The only thing that saved this one is the cool original concept of terminator.
review: C-
use a rubber
haivn a good time is fine and dandy but dont forget your jimmy hat!
Review: The Crying Game
Last night was the 1st time I've ever seen this classic flick! I knew the "twist" but I was still a little shocked when the dong was flashed- i liked how they did that- it was quick and catches you off guard. BUT, jesus h chis, me working for all those years in west hollywood really gave me a good eye for spottin' a Tranny, and Im just shocked at how ANYone could be fooled by the dude in the crying game- i'm sorry, but put me in a bra and i look more chick-like than this guy!
anyways- it was a pretty fuckin stupid movie for the most part- it was also pretty funny, but i dont know if it was intentional or not (prolly WAS.)
Grade: B-
haivn a good time is fine and dandy but dont forget your jimmy hat!
Review: The Crying Game
Last night was the 1st time I've ever seen this classic flick! I knew the "twist" but I was still a little shocked when the dong was flashed- i liked how they did that- it was quick and catches you off guard. BUT, jesus h chis, me working for all those years in west hollywood really gave me a good eye for spottin' a Tranny, and Im just shocked at how ANYone could be fooled by the dude in the crying game- i'm sorry, but put me in a bra and i look more chick-like than this guy!
anyways- it was a pretty fuckin stupid movie for the most part- it was also pretty funny, but i dont know if it was intentional or not (prolly WAS.)
Grade: B-
Huh?
No, me and Janice aren't planning on having babies or anything. I'm just over here having a good time....
Pearl Harbor
This was an earlier generation's 9/11. Emperor Hirohito (=Osama Bin Laden) and Heil Hitler (=Saddam Housman) teamed up for a double strike on the US. Bin Laden attacked the Pearl Harbor and Saddam attacked New York City (just like in 2001. Then the US Went To War! We won.
Other stuff
Today I went to the libary! I got a book about Hawai'i. I will report more when I'm finished!
No, me and Janice aren't planning on having babies or anything. I'm just over here having a good time....
Pearl Harbor
This was an earlier generation's 9/11. Emperor Hirohito (=Osama Bin Laden) and Heil Hitler (=Saddam Housman) teamed up for a double strike on the US. Bin Laden attacked the Pearl Harbor and Saddam attacked New York City (just like in 2001. Then the US Went To War! We won.
Other stuff
Today I went to the libary! I got a book about Hawai'i. I will report more when I'm finished!
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