Saturday, December 03, 2005
Ok, well I guess the 1st techs i talked to about my computer were right. Shit got nutty again last night, and so I finally ran a current virus scan (havent renewed norton in over a year) and yikes, had 12 worms and trojans and other nasty shit. Tried fixing them but it just got worse and worse. SO, had the fun time of reinstalling everything again. Went out and bought the latest Norton also. I think I went too nuts with bittorrent stuff - ugh, I'm dumb. Well, guess you gotta get bit in the ass once in awhile!
Friday, December 02, 2005
I wish I had some kind of secret weapon or knowledge base from which to draw that I could point to and explain my fantasy hockney domination. Unfortunately, all I've done to date is replace the players that were on IR or otherwise dead for the season with players off of the free agent list that first week.. and then just made sure I've got my active guys plugged in for any given day. It's really quite mindless. Kind of like those keychain digital "pet" gadgets from a few years ago? Every once in a while you hit a few buttons to make sure it's got food or some shit, and forget about it the rest of the time.
Sorry, I know that's got to be absolutely infuriating for you hockney fanatics.. lol.. speaking of.. I think I'm due to go activate some players for the next week or so.
/dodges thrown objects
Sorry, I know that's got to be absolutely infuriating for you hockney fanatics.. lol.. speaking of.. I think I'm due to go activate some players for the next week or so.
/dodges thrown objects
Piss on the Tech Support
Those DSL/Cable Modem support groups suck. They never get it right and seem to cause more problems then solve. On a few occasions they have asked me to perform the most boneheaded things. Maybe if they paid those people more than $9.50 an hour they might get better results. Sorry to hear about the Drive wipe. On the otherhand, it is nice to do that from time to time to clear out all the crud that builds up.
I enjoyed A Feast for Crows but I will have to admit I was bummed not getting to read about a number of the plot lines. Also, I just could not get into the Iron Island threads, especially in the begining.
David is rabid about War Machine. He has called me the past couple of days asking me about my progress and telling about his. Good to see him move from WoW crack to War Machine crack.
Brilliant: Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's. and On all 3428 instances it occured, when Mr. T and Chuck Norris both 'deflower' the same woman, the resulting spermal battles have caused the woman's uterus to explode in a flurry of pity and roundhouse kicks.
Damnit Art: You nearly have a perfect score in Fantasy. Fucker. Mean while my guys have been masturbating the past few days. Grrrrr...
You guys don't grow shit; plus, if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen.
Those DSL/Cable Modem support groups suck. They never get it right and seem to cause more problems then solve. On a few occasions they have asked me to perform the most boneheaded things. Maybe if they paid those people more than $9.50 an hour they might get better results. Sorry to hear about the Drive wipe. On the otherhand, it is nice to do that from time to time to clear out all the crud that builds up.
I enjoyed A Feast for Crows but I will have to admit I was bummed not getting to read about a number of the plot lines. Also, I just could not get into the Iron Island threads, especially in the begining.
David is rabid about War Machine. He has called me the past couple of days asking me about my progress and telling about his. Good to see him move from WoW crack to War Machine crack.
Brilliant: Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's. and On all 3428 instances it occured, when Mr. T and Chuck Norris both 'deflower' the same woman, the resulting spermal battles have caused the woman's uterus to explode in a flurry of pity and roundhouse kicks.
Damnit Art: You nearly have a perfect score in Fantasy. Fucker. Mean while my guys have been masturbating the past few days. Grrrrr...
You guys don't grow shit; plus, if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen.
fucking. a.
So, after reinstalling windows xp like 3 times this week (with a full drive wipe, etc) and going through hardcore internet withdrawls, I finally got so fed up and called my isp again. Last time I had talked to the techs there, they said "it's something on your end! run norton or something." I did, and found nothing. Gave it one more go tonight, did a million things over the phone with this tech, finally, last thing he asked me to do was unplug my phone from the wall and just plug the modem direct avoiding the splitter.
...
Little piece of shit radio shack splitter i've had for like 3 years must of died over the weekend, and that was the cause of all my comp problems. No virus or spyware. Didn't need to wipe my drive. I'm happy and pissed and just glad it's all over. Was sorta nice to take a break from the comp, but baby i'm back now! You missed me internet! And at least I got to wipe the shit outta my drive and start clean - haven't done that since i got the comp couple of years ago.
Art! That shit was hilarious! Gonna email that to some friends.
So, after reinstalling windows xp like 3 times this week (with a full drive wipe, etc) and going through hardcore internet withdrawls, I finally got so fed up and called my isp again. Last time I had talked to the techs there, they said "it's something on your end! run norton or something." I did, and found nothing. Gave it one more go tonight, did a million things over the phone with this tech, finally, last thing he asked me to do was unplug my phone from the wall and just plug the modem direct avoiding the splitter.
...
Little piece of shit radio shack splitter i've had for like 3 years must of died over the weekend, and that was the cause of all my comp problems. No virus or spyware. Didn't need to wipe my drive. I'm happy and pissed and just glad it's all over. Was sorta nice to take a break from the comp, but baby i'm back now! You missed me internet! And at least I got to wipe the shit outta my drive and start clean - haven't done that since i got the comp couple of years ago.
Art! That shit was hilarious! Gonna email that to some friends.
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood. 195 8.45
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity. 167 7.47
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk. 134 7.44
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's. 118 7.4
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence. 376 7.39
You have only seen Mr. T in human form. In Narnia, he is a T. Rex with a lion's tail hanging out of his mouth. 158 7.39
Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity. 148 7.35
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors. 636 7.19
Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed. 164 7.18
Mr. T once rocked the Casbah. Which explains why there is no longer a Casbah. 106 7.18
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it. 580 7.17
Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T. 117 7.03
The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history. 389 7.02
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him. 148 6.98
In 1995, Mr. T was diagnosed with B-cell lymphoma but he pitied his own fool cells until the disease turned into T-cell lymphoma. Upon closer inspection by doctors, the cancerous T-cells now had mohawks, gold chains around their nucleus and were tired of the other cell's jibba-jabba. 83 6.96
Before Mr. T, the alphabet only had 25 letters. 191 6.92
Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him. 253 6.92
Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain. 264 6.91
Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T's. 239 6.87
It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T. 78 6.82
Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a pornstar regains her virginity. Then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T. 503 6.8
Mr. T's sperm is so strong it could impregnate a man. 124 6.8
Mr. T was the first to kill two bird with one stone. He kept the stone, and as of now it has killed 6,048. 94 6.79
Mr. T doesn't have internal organs. He had them removed to make more room for muscle. 162 6.77
On all 3428 instances it occured, when Mr. T and Chuck Norris both 'deflower' the same woman, the resulting spermal battles have caused the woman's uterus to explode in a flurry of pity and roundhouse kicks. 61 6.77
Remember when Mr. T wasn't so popular and awesome? Me neither. 89 6.76
In 1989, Mr. T systematically killed every member of the band "MR. MISTER" for stealing his first name. 94 6.76
Revolving doors were invented to keep Mr. T from kicking them in all the time. 147 6.76
Why does Mr. T wear still have his mohawk? Cause his reflection pities the fool who don't! 216 6.75
They say when a bear is chasing a group of people, you don't have to outrun the bear, but only have to be faster than the slowest person. If Mr. T is chasing you, you're dead no matter what. 99 6.75
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity. 167 7.47
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk. 134 7.44
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's. 118 7.4
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence. 376 7.39
You have only seen Mr. T in human form. In Narnia, he is a T. Rex with a lion's tail hanging out of his mouth. 158 7.39
Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity. 148 7.35
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors. 636 7.19
Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed. 164 7.18
Mr. T once rocked the Casbah. Which explains why there is no longer a Casbah. 106 7.18
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it. 580 7.17
Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T. 117 7.03
The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history. 389 7.02
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him. 148 6.98
In 1995, Mr. T was diagnosed with B-cell lymphoma but he pitied his own fool cells until the disease turned into T-cell lymphoma. Upon closer inspection by doctors, the cancerous T-cells now had mohawks, gold chains around their nucleus and were tired of the other cell's jibba-jabba. 83 6.96
Before Mr. T, the alphabet only had 25 letters. 191 6.92
Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him. 253 6.92
Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain. 264 6.91
Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T's. 239 6.87
It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T. 78 6.82
Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a pornstar regains her virginity. Then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T. 503 6.8
Mr. T's sperm is so strong it could impregnate a man. 124 6.8
Mr. T was the first to kill two bird with one stone. He kept the stone, and as of now it has killed 6,048. 94 6.79
Mr. T doesn't have internal organs. He had them removed to make more room for muscle. 162 6.77
On all 3428 instances it occured, when Mr. T and Chuck Norris both 'deflower' the same woman, the resulting spermal battles have caused the woman's uterus to explode in a flurry of pity and roundhouse kicks. 61 6.77
Remember when Mr. T wasn't so popular and awesome? Me neither. 89 6.76
In 1989, Mr. T systematically killed every member of the band "MR. MISTER" for stealing his first name. 94 6.76
Revolving doors were invented to keep Mr. T from kicking them in all the time. 147 6.76
Why does Mr. T wear still have his mohawk? Cause his reflection pities the fool who don't! 216 6.75
They say when a bear is chasing a group of people, you don't have to outrun the bear, but only have to be faster than the slowest person. If Mr. T is chasing you, you're dead no matter what. 99 6.75
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Sam Adams Winter Brews, ON SALE NOW!!!!
Ryan: You. Me. A case of Sam Adams winter brews. Bliss. This weekend. DO IT!
Everyone else, including Ryan if he wants to be included: Davedefeat called me up and dropped $300 on Warmachine today. Sicko.
Hockey People: Art, you are the thorn in my side. The Moby Dick to my Ahab. The STD to my wonderful, sexy, times. No matter how hard I try, I can not close the gap.... It's KILLING ME! Nice work, jerk!
WoW People: Kasiopaeia met up with Brothersimon last night on the Kirin Tor server. I smell an Action Team reunion coming up!
Ryan: You. Me. A case of Sam Adams winter brews. Bliss. This weekend. DO IT!
Everyone else, including Ryan if he wants to be included: Davedefeat called me up and dropped $300 on Warmachine today. Sicko.
Hockey People: Art, you are the thorn in my side. The Moby Dick to my Ahab. The STD to my wonderful, sexy, times. No matter how hard I try, I can not close the gap.... It's KILLING ME! Nice work, jerk!
WoW People: Kasiopaeia met up with Brothersimon last night on the Kirin Tor server. I smell an Action Team reunion coming up!
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Hehe,I've got a pic up at that site. Hint: Server Twisting Nether
Man- killed my computer. Actually, purposely wiped my drive before I realized I can't find the proper os disks. fuck. gonna go search my shit hole again.
ADDED: While im at a somewhat working computer (my dads) yeah, wow is very fun! i had actually caught the hunter fever and had/have a orc hunter on Lightinghoof (rp-pvp the only way to go dude!) but alas he floats alone helpless at the crossroads at the ripe ol' age of 27. They've buffed the hell outta hunters and we are HELLISH in the battleground. Also, i got into taming the leet pets (my hunter had the pink flamingo -dead- "The Rake" fasest pet you can get till the mid 30s and the ultimate pet, HUMAR, a black lion. Lvl 23 elite in the barrens who's on a 12-24 hour spawn time. Camped his spawn location for like 5 hours, (was reading Feast o Crows) and fell asleep. Woke the next morning and just logged on to see if he was there and WHALA! Got that mo-fo!)
Finished Feast for Turkey Dinners the other night,and eh, it was good. Kind of half-assed and fake cause George RR Martin's little explantion at the back of the book doesn't make up for it being not a full book. I liked it cuz i like the world and characters and story etc, but seriously, aside from a couple of little plot advancements, just a whole lotta bullshit name dropping and teasing. Ah well - next one better make up for this one BIG TIMESZ!
RRRAAAWWWK!
Man- killed my computer. Actually, purposely wiped my drive before I realized I can't find the proper os disks. fuck. gonna go search my shit hole again.
ADDED: While im at a somewhat working computer (my dads) yeah, wow is very fun! i had actually caught the hunter fever and had/have a orc hunter on Lightinghoof (rp-pvp the only way to go dude!) but alas he floats alone helpless at the crossroads at the ripe ol' age of 27. They've buffed the hell outta hunters and we are HELLISH in the battleground. Also, i got into taming the leet pets (my hunter had the pink flamingo -dead- "The Rake" fasest pet you can get till the mid 30s and the ultimate pet, HUMAR, a black lion. Lvl 23 elite in the barrens who's on a 12-24 hour spawn time. Camped his spawn location for like 5 hours, (was reading Feast o Crows) and fell asleep. Woke the next morning and just logged on to see if he was there and WHALA! Got that mo-fo!)
Finished Feast for Turkey Dinners the other night,and eh, it was good. Kind of half-assed and fake cause George RR Martin's little explantion at the back of the book doesn't make up for it being not a full book. I liked it cuz i like the world and characters and story etc, but seriously, aside from a couple of little plot advancements, just a whole lotta bullshit name dropping and teasing. Ah well - next one better make up for this one BIG TIMESZ!
RRRAAAWWWK!
Man.
Remember when most of our posts were about WoW? Well, here I go again.
- Finally finished Deadmines. It was fun! After having group meltdown 3 times in a row with a bunch of jarks, the 4th group was teh shitz! So fun! Last time I was there was with Rudy, when we thought we could do it by ourselves. Disaster!
- Have you seen this site? Weird. I gather 3 things from this site. 1) People post their honest to god pictures of themselves. 2) Some people post pictures that are NOT of themselves, but instead of hot women. 3) Maybe some WoW players are hot women.
I'm tempted to post myself as a strange sort of craving for uber-nerdiness factor level increase.
Okay. I like other stuff too, but man, I caught the WoW fever again! Me likey priests! It's like my total opposite alter-ego: Everyone likes having a priest around and they are useful! Whereas no one like having me around, and I am a waste of precious oxygen.
Remember when most of our posts were about WoW? Well, here I go again.
- Finally finished Deadmines. It was fun! After having group meltdown 3 times in a row with a bunch of jarks, the 4th group was teh shitz! So fun! Last time I was there was with Rudy, when we thought we could do it by ourselves. Disaster!
- Have you seen this site? Weird. I gather 3 things from this site. 1) People post their honest to god pictures of themselves. 2) Some people post pictures that are NOT of themselves, but instead of hot women. 3) Maybe some WoW players are hot women.
I'm tempted to post myself as a strange sort of craving for uber-nerdiness factor level increase.
Okay. I like other stuff too, but man, I caught the WoW fever again! Me likey priests! It's like my total opposite alter-ego: Everyone likes having a priest around and they are useful! Whereas no one like having me around, and I am a waste of precious oxygen.
Monday, November 28, 2005
Ai dios mio! Sigues jugando WoW? Que lastima! Pero no te preocupes, hice un "hunter." Y como siempre se llama Kasiopaeia. Ella solamente es 8vo nivel, por eso voy a jugar mas.
(heh heh, Babel Fish makes me sound Russian)
Yes Jon! Green stuff is the indeed the shit. Just ask any of the lovingly sculpted effigies of ex-girlfriends lining my bookshelves...er Space Marine conversions... yeah, Space Marines.
Did I get demoted? That's Triple X Xtreme, son. Hooowa! Gotta fly high with the big boys if you don't wanna suck jet fumes. Hoowa!
(heh heh, Babel Fish makes me sound Russian)
Yes Jon! Green stuff is the indeed the shit. Just ask any of the lovingly sculpted effigies of ex-girlfriends lining my bookshelves...er Space Marine conversions... yeah, Space Marines.
Did I get demoted? That's Triple X Xtreme, son. Hooowa! Gotta fly high with the big boys if you don't wanna suck jet fumes. Hoowa!
Sunday, November 27, 2005
I <3 Green Stuff
This shit is awesome. It's made gluing fiddly pieces together a lot easier and I don't feel as reliant on zip kicker, which I detest the smell of and also am convinced is extremely toxic. Also I'm finally making progress on gluing together my mammoth elephant-man and thanks to the green shite it no longer has huge holes where you can see through one side of the miniature to the other. Yay!
Glad to hear you got some more use out of WoW Aeryk, way to lose you fuckin' Sulu, that's not how Double X Xtreme and Top Gun would've rolled but whatever some guys are just born to lose lol noob
Top > Gun >> Flyin' Hi!
This shit is awesome. It's made gluing fiddly pieces together a lot easier and I don't feel as reliant on zip kicker, which I detest the smell of and also am convinced is extremely toxic. Also I'm finally making progress on gluing together my mammoth elephant-man and thanks to the green shite it no longer has huge holes where you can see through one side of the miniature to the other. Yay!
Glad to hear you got some more use out of WoW Aeryk, way to lose you fuckin' Sulu, that's not how Double X Xtreme and Top Gun would've rolled but whatever some guys are just born to lose lol noob
Top > Gun >> Flyin' Hi!
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