Jebus Christ
Good detective work rudy. They have websites about everything. Is there one that teaches you how to masturbate... oh wait there's lots of those. Can they teach me how to masturbate without hands!?!?!
j
Saturday, March 01, 2003
Car Stereo Removal
Try this site out dude: CliCK. You put in your car model and year, and it shows you pictures and instuctions- seems pretty solid. Good luckssss my preccciiooouusss!!! (Just watched 2 towers the other day- eh, wasn't too bad although what the heck did they do to the fucking Gondor d00d!?!?)
And to those interested in masturbation, I highly recommend the site JackinWorld for all your self-pleasing needs. :)
Try this site out dude: CliCK. You put in your car model and year, and it shows you pictures and instuctions- seems pretty solid. Good luckssss my preccciiooouusss!!! (Just watched 2 towers the other day- eh, wasn't too bad although what the heck did they do to the fucking Gondor d00d!?!?)
And to those interested in masturbation, I highly recommend the site JackinWorld for all your self-pleasing needs. :)
Republican?
I work for Texans. Texans who love oil. Yeehaa! Does not get much more republican than that. Your colored? Go pick some cotton for me. Your gay, let me tie you to my bumper. Fortunately the people I work with are not republicans. SOme of the higher ups that work in the same building though, you can tell they are "Don't mess with Texas" types.
Yeah that Mr Rogers deal was a bummer. I guess he was 74. I didnt think he was that old already. Rude, he also had those little adventure to factories and other places of industry to show children how things were made. He always had those super basic Kmart shoes and those sweaters. As I kid I really like his show.
Ever since the accident I have not had a functional stereo. You see, my stereo has this security feature that if the power is removed from it, you need to enter in a passcode to use it again. Well I think that passcode is in storage in LA. D'oh!. I called the dealership to see if they can get the code based on my VIN... Nope! I need to have my stereo pulled to get the S/N off the back of the unit. Suck balls. So I have decided until I figure out how to pull the unit myself or when I have 10 hours to find the code in my storage unit, I am going to use the brute force method. I figure on average it will take about half a year. The code is 5 digits long comprised of numbers 1 to 6. 5 Senary digits makes for 6 to the power of 5 or 7776 combinations. Given that I can only try 10 codes at a time before the stereo will lock me out for 1 hour, that means the maximum number of attempts required to break the code is 778 times. On average it will require about 389 attempts to break the code since the average code number sits in the middle of the code possiblities. I figure I will be able to enter the codes an average of 2 times a day, so typically it will take me 195 days to complete the brute force crack. Game on. Maybe I will just go look and see if I can find the method for pulling the stereo.
I really do not like sore throats. Antibiotics did not work. Maybe I have a goiter growing.
I work for Texans. Texans who love oil. Yeehaa! Does not get much more republican than that. Your colored? Go pick some cotton for me. Your gay, let me tie you to my bumper. Fortunately the people I work with are not republicans. SOme of the higher ups that work in the same building though, you can tell they are "Don't mess with Texas" types.
Yeah that Mr Rogers deal was a bummer. I guess he was 74. I didnt think he was that old already. Rude, he also had those little adventure to factories and other places of industry to show children how things were made. He always had those super basic Kmart shoes and those sweaters. As I kid I really like his show.
Ever since the accident I have not had a functional stereo. You see, my stereo has this security feature that if the power is removed from it, you need to enter in a passcode to use it again. Well I think that passcode is in storage in LA. D'oh!. I called the dealership to see if they can get the code based on my VIN... Nope! I need to have my stereo pulled to get the S/N off the back of the unit. Suck balls. So I have decided until I figure out how to pull the unit myself or when I have 10 hours to find the code in my storage unit, I am going to use the brute force method. I figure on average it will take about half a year. The code is 5 digits long comprised of numbers 1 to 6. 5 Senary digits makes for 6 to the power of 5 or 7776 combinations. Given that I can only try 10 codes at a time before the stereo will lock me out for 1 hour, that means the maximum number of attempts required to break the code is 778 times. On average it will require about 389 attempts to break the code since the average code number sits in the middle of the code possiblities. I figure I will be able to enter the codes an average of 2 times a day, so typically it will take me 195 days to complete the brute force crack. Game on. Maybe I will just go look and see if I can find the method for pulling the stereo.
I really do not like sore throats. Antibiotics did not work. Maybe I have a goiter growing.
Friday, February 28, 2003
Thursday, February 27, 2003
I LIKE IT!!!!
We could call you Rubio the Russo-german massueth! (you can talk in an accent "Ya... I am Ruuubioo. It's not like buuutter.")
On the Entreprenuer side though, I'd say your idea was flawed tho'. Sorry rud. Your market for ladies that's willing to spend that kind of money for a massage is very limited. I'd say to the Single working women, and the Single OSR women (Old Stinkin rich). Guys are more willing to hire a hot massuese.
On that note, Elric, I think I'd fit in in your Corporate Culture!!! First rule is!... the laws of president Bush...
jael
We could call you Rubio the Russo-german massueth! (you can talk in an accent "Ya... I am Ruuubioo. It's not like buuutter.")
On the Entreprenuer side though, I'd say your idea was flawed tho'. Sorry rud. Your market for ladies that's willing to spend that kind of money for a massage is very limited. I'd say to the Single working women, and the Single OSR women (Old Stinkin rich). Guys are more willing to hire a hot massuese.
On that note, Elric, I think I'd fit in in your Corporate Culture!!! First rule is!... the laws of president Bush...
jael
Idea
I got an idear Jael- we can open a Massage House, for LADIES ONLY, and I'll be the main massager! Oh yeah, you know I'll be all about "full service" (if the tip is right!)
Another Idear: If we did this a few years ago maybe, I bet an Internet Cafe would be good. There are literally HUNDREDS here where I live, and I see some that are pretty empty, but I've also seen a few that are always packed and very successfull- I think we missed the train on that idea, but maybe you can think of the next big thing...
Elrik: Hey, I just saw this article about Intel bringing wireless net to a shitload of Mariots! CLICK HERE! Do you guys have anything to do with it?
I got an idear Jael- we can open a Massage House, for LADIES ONLY, and I'll be the main massager! Oh yeah, you know I'll be all about "full service" (if the tip is right!)
Another Idear: If we did this a few years ago maybe, I bet an Internet Cafe would be good. There are literally HUNDREDS here where I live, and I see some that are pretty empty, but I've also seen a few that are always packed and very successfull- I think we missed the train on that idea, but maybe you can think of the next big thing...
Elrik: Hey, I just saw this article about Intel bringing wireless net to a shitload of Mariots! CLICK HERE! Do you guys have anything to do with it?
Wednesday, February 26, 2003
Tuesday, February 25, 2003
Hey Peter, check it out, channel 9, it's the breast exams!
That sucks Jael- I was watching that movie Office Space last night and I could totally feel your pain. That's a good movie to rent when you lose your job, heh. Something else I watched recently was Bowling for Columbine- great movie. The part with Terry Nichols' brother was just chilling... like that game of Chill I ran at Jordan's House.
That sucks Jael- I was watching that movie Office Space last night and I could totally feel your pain. That's a good movie to rent when you lose your job, heh. Something else I watched recently was Bowling for Columbine- great movie. The part with Terry Nichols' brother was just chilling... like that game of Chill I ran at Jordan's House.
Monday, February 24, 2003
Beware the h4x0rz!!!!
So apparently, Mr. Mannings linked directly to some h4x0rz website to post the amusing gas prices picture and now s/he is mad at us. Yikes! So far, s/he has only threatened to report a cable modem to someone, not sure who, and today the message (posted as an image file) was written in RED and s/he used swearing words. I was checking the h4x0rz site out to see if there was a contact to discuss these matters with, but there was none, so until we get some civil interaction going I'll link to the scary image for awhile and copy the funny image here too.
Last night was great, the h4x0rz posted words to the effect of "I log all IP's that look at my site. Some kids never learn. I know who you are!" h4x0rz also posted some IP's.Then I went back again and I got the "idiot of the week" award and h4x0rz posted my IP again. Funny stuff.
Check out the h4x0rz messages to us!
Geez, I thought the h4x0rz would just be happy s/he was generating ANY interest in the cool "racing team" website that was up.
So apparently, Mr. Mannings linked directly to some h4x0rz website to post the amusing gas prices picture and now s/he is mad at us. Yikes! So far, s/he has only threatened to report a cable modem to someone, not sure who, and today the message (posted as an image file) was written in RED and s/he used swearing words. I was checking the h4x0rz site out to see if there was a contact to discuss these matters with, but there was none, so until we get some civil interaction going I'll link to the scary image for awhile and copy the funny image here too.
Last night was great, the h4x0rz posted words to the effect of "I log all IP's that look at my site. Some kids never learn. I know who you are!" h4x0rz also posted some IP's.Then I went back again and I got the "idiot of the week" award and h4x0rz posted my IP again. Funny stuff.
Check out the h4x0rz messages to us!
Geez, I thought the h4x0rz would just be happy s/he was generating ANY interest in the cool "racing team" website that was up.
Sunday, February 23, 2003
DAAAAAREE DEVIL!
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner makes an unbelievable couple. The movie itself was good in the beginning, lots of action, good story line, interesting plot, but then degrades itself into a comic-free-for-all, where seemingly, the most unbelievable happens and has some cheesy romances. Cheesier than Mcoil Barons mozerrella appetizer with rosy balm vinegar and mcoil and basil. I won't ruin the movie for those who haven't seen it yet, but this is one that is debateable whether to watch in a theatre or to save for an ok blockbuster fest.
Final curtain call: C+
jael
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner makes an unbelievable couple. The movie itself was good in the beginning, lots of action, good story line, interesting plot, but then degrades itself into a comic-free-for-all, where seemingly, the most unbelievable happens and has some cheesy romances. Cheesier than Mcoil Barons mozerrella appetizer with rosy balm vinegar and mcoil and basil. I won't ruin the movie for those who haven't seen it yet, but this is one that is debateable whether to watch in a theatre or to save for an ok blockbuster fest.
Final curtain call: C+
jael
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