Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Herr Blaqueheart and I are fine with two rooms. We will need the extra one to hide the bodies while we make our escape.

| Compromises II

Rudy should sleep in the van, but he should definitely wear the sleep mask, I mean Aeryk does need his quiet after all:




- 'Quit hoggin' the blanket!'

Monday, April 12, 2010

Fine, 2 rooms is it. FUCK!?

| Compromise

How about Darth Rude sans mask and drunk jr0n both sleep in eLzar's van of debauchery with Mr. Gozarian. That way we only need one room for the other four AND eLzar can sleep to the sweet, sweet purr of two man's throats. Perhaps more. Problem solved.

Yay me for the best solution.

D>M>

| The Ultimate Price

Sure, $1.36 per person in monetary cost, but the toll I would take on all your souls, innocence, and persons would be immeasurable. I do some pretty crazy half-cocked shenanigans in that van behind the snap down curtains.

My advice? Save that $1.36....
On 2nd thought, I think we should all stay in the van with Eric. I remember a bunch of us went for food in that van, I think it's feasible. I estimate cost would be about $1.36 per person.

| Crap

It would appear that Pump and jr0n saw through my clever ploy to make you jarks foot the bill for me by "accidentally" leaving myself out of the calc. Crap. So revised, the bill will likely be $175/head, not $210. What say you all?

jA-eL are you willing to throw in for the shit, shower and Park tax like eLzar? It would at least buy you in and out privileges at the parking garage and maybe a "Dude were all guys here" experience with Darth Rude.

D>M>
Yeah Pumpkin is right -- that's six people not counting Rape Van Aeryk and Sir "Not Appearing At This Hotel" Ja-El. Given that would pull it to sub-$200 levels I vote two rooms. I want to be in Rudy's room, if only for the inevitable moment when I walk into the room to find him openly masturbating while wearing his Vader mask.

So Enron and I started going to a Warmachine league at the SFLGS (somewhat friendly local game store) last weekend. Hoo boy, did we get our asses spanked black and blue. Well Enron won one game. Against me. It just goes to show, you can play a game for years, then suddenly learn you've been fucking it up the whole time. I had a lot of fun, though. For gamer weirdos these guys weren't too bad.

The coolest part of the league you get a little book in it with a sort of map-like, branching track in it. Playing games and getting certain achievements in those games gets you stamps on the track, and and when you get to certain spaces you unlock a "stratagem" which gives you some crazy power you can use once per game. The achievements are pretty easy to get so as long as you play a bunch of games you'll eventually unlock a whole bunch of shit, just not as fast as if you go smite everyone weirdo gamer-style.

I guess that's not really "cool" but you know what I mean.
I'll ask Blackheart what he wants. Are we going to have 5 or 6 people in the room? I'm counting 6 (not counting Aeryck).
Is it literally double the cost to have 2 rooms? (makes sense.) I'm not crazy about the idea, we're still too old to double up beds so there's gonna be lots of floor sleeping anyways.

| Doom Room

Well, I can setup two rooms, but be forewarned, based on the 4 day scenario and say a $86 (out of my (ass)hat eLzar surcharge, that means the remaining 5 jarks will each be shelling out $210.00 for the room. Is that what everyone wants?

D>M>
I recently talked to Blackheart. He votes for two rooms.

Rude - Completely forgot about Long Beach. Usually I use Southwest, so it's only out of LAX. Tickets came out to around 175 bucks.