| Keep the target audience in mind

Butterscotch dispenser

| Swiss-army asswipe

I wouldn't mind if they also added a little eye-wash cup to it as well. I mean why not, right? Besides, it could double as a nugget trowel/scraper.

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All that thing needs is a toothbrush attachment and it's golden.

I like the back-scrubber option. I've always wanted something that can be used for wiping my own ass AND scrubbing my back.

| Decline of Western Culture

If this isn't a sign that our society is in decline...

21th century tech

I'm stocking up on canned foods and heading for my underground bunker.

just curious, anyone know anyone that works for GE energy? Long shot... thanks in advance

Have any of you guys gone to see Point Break Live when you've been in LA last couple of years!? I just heard about it and it sounds hilarious. Been going since 2007ish and right now it's at the Dragonfly every Fri/Sat. Everytime they pick a new random person from the audience to be Keanu and they have to read their part from cue cards to simulate the power of Keanu Reeves. It's supposed to be hilarious, going in the next couple weeks, I'll let you guys know.