| Fucking Swedes are weird...

Harvest by Alunda Kyrkokör (2009) from Olle Corneer on Vimeo.

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| Thanks again

This is all good stuff.

This Saturday: '80s movie Patrick Swayze -- Dirty Dancing followed by Road House. Everybody come! You know you want to!

| The wedding of champions

jr0n, while we are on the laundry theme, you should also consider using plastic dry-cleaning plastic bags as seat covers instead of the nice cloth ones. Also, you should incorporate a Perchloroethylene odor into the center piece somehow too. This will really make your special lady friend's family feel right at home.

Also, if we double dragon the weddings, you are totally going down.

I ran across some just plain bizarre print ad titles that make sense when you see the add, but make no sense out of context:

1. Kayaking Jumbo Peanut: Choking
2. Ambulance – Listermint Mouthwash
3. Philips: Snakebite
4. Wolf Hot Sauce: Hand dryer
5. Hospital – Lazer Helmets

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Since the Chinese really like laundromats, maybe the centerpieces on the tables can be boxes of laundry detergent if we are sticking with stereotypes. That would be my only suggestion.

oh my fucking god, wedding of the year right there

| Thanks!

Thanks guys. I really appreciate all the well wishes and suggestions. The Double Dragon one is my favorite so far. I will definitely be very sad if Ja-el's cowboy hat does not make an appearance of some kind. The wedding theme we're looking into right now is "Marco Polo's Journey to the Orient." The groom's party is in the mysterious East, trading for silks and spices. Suddenly the groom is taken aback by the beautiful Khan's daughter! Trading away his wedding party into slavery (not real) for her hand he is granted it after a protracted sword battle. In the second act of the ceremony I wear yellowface and deliver an extended monologue as the evil Dr Fu Manchu. As the ceremony ends we build a railroad and ride away in a caboose that has "just married, ni hao kai lan!" written on the back.

Oh shit, wait a minute. Did you and A-ME get engaged too!? I totally forgot if you did. I have a horrible memory, I'm sorry. DUDE! You can have your wedding together - Double Dragon themed! No punching the brides :(

| The tunnel of... Bolos?!?

Rude: I think you should be the rogue of the wedding party. 80% of the proceeds stolen from the guests would be given as a gift from you to the bride & groom. Plus you could play the Lute for entertainment right?

Either that or we'll watch one cowboy hat wearing jA _el get hammered and cut some mean rug with the ladies.

I'm not the least bit sad to say that I will not be having an uber-nerd themed wedding.

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| *DING* Grats!

Grats on dinging level 40 for your Adult character!

(I have been playing a lot of WoW so I can only relate to real life in those terms right now)

The number of times Enron viewed the Dudley/Bike-Shop scene could be harmful to his future babysitting career.

Oh fuck, if you guys decide on that Ren Faire theme for the wedding, I'm calling dibs on Head Wizard of the Wedding Party. J*nice can come down the isle all normal like being led by her dad or whatever, but you're gonna come down in full plate flanked by your crew, The Action Team. I dunno, maybe we'll form a cage around you with shields or at LEAST we'll make a tunnel of swords and bolos for you guys to walk under.

Inspirations

| Another Bachelor Tamed

Congratulations jr0n. That is very cool.

Ry: I definitely agree with jr0n. Real last names should forever be banned from use on the AT blog. Too many conversations that, taken out of proper context, could be quite damaging to careers and what not. A lot of hiring employers search the web for a candidate's web presence. The old pandora's box like adage applies: Once on the web, forever on the web.

I have been enjoying Borderlands quite a bit. Even though the game is a hodgepodge of Diablo & WoW RPGs, a Firefly slash Mad Max world setting, comic book visuals & characters and an FPS perspective, I very much like its game play and visual style.

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Congrats Jon! When I skipped over the blog and saw someone mention Wow, I thought it meant a relapse on the Warcraft bandwagon.

Clearly that is not the case!


J.

Ah, I try not to put anyone's name on this site really. I'm sure I've fucked that up once or twice but that's the general rule I follow.

But anyway, thanks very much guys!

Hey "yan-ray," how's life on the islands?

| Nice!

Another one bites the dust. Way to go dude! Hey, how come you can't put J______ L____'s name on the net? Is there something I don't get?

| Aaaaaaaaw!

It seems felicitations are in order. Good show old man. Give my regards to the future Mrs. Jorn. You gonna be a progressive male and hyphenate your name?

Following in this tradition of announcing big news. I too shall disclose something:

Last weekend I enjoyed a bowl of Trader Joe's turkey chili. Quite tasty. Right, nothing else to see, move along, everyone be about your business.

| WoW (World of Warcraft)

Congratulations! Way to upstage Aaron's birthday/honor it by proposing on same day.

Fuck, super cool! PLEASE can I go to the wedding!?

| Sorry ladies... I'm taken

Yes sirs, my life of bachelorhood has officially bitten the dust... Ms. L____ has very kindly agreed to be my wife!

Now to eat some pizza and then maybe play Borderlands!

I have 2 more origins to play which is the Dwarf Noble and Elf Commoner. I'll do the female versions after I play the main game. Prolly gonna run thru the main campaign with my Human Noble Fighter or the Elf Casteless Rogue. The mage origin is really awesome, give it a shot. I'm just not gonna run thru the main game mage-stylee because it seems like it'd be kinda hard.

Aww, boo for no L4D2. If we bought a Steam 4-pack it's like $30 bucks a copy! But like I said, my PC is sort of a McPooper.