Oh fuck, if you guys decide on that Ren Faire theme for the wedding, I'm calling dibs on Head Wizard of the Wedding Party. J*nice can come down the isle all normal like being led by her dad or whatever, but you're gonna come down in full plate flanked by your crew, The Action Team. I dunno, maybe we'll form a cage around you with shields or at LEAST we'll make a tunnel of swords and bolos for you guys to walk under.
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