Rude: I think you should be the rogue of the wedding party. 80% of the proceeds stolen from the guests would be given as a gift from you to the bride & groom. Plus you could play the Lute for entertainment right?
Either that or we'll watch one cowboy hat wearing jA _el get hammered and cut some mean rug with the ladies.
I'm not the least bit sad to say that I will not be having an uber-nerd themed wedding.
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