Crazy Bikez0r
Me and Jon ran into Ron Milam awhile back at one of JP's art shows, and since I wanted to get into biking (just a little) I looked him up and he's the Executive Director of the LA Bike Coalition! They got a snazzy website and everything, and I just sent him an email, but just though I'd pass on that bit of coolness. I doubt I'll ever turn into one of those hard-corps bikar dudes, but just a little bit might be fun.
Also, they had these cool looking 10-speeds on sale at Target for like $90 bucks- i know that sounds really cheap to you guys, but I'm broke and sounds like a deal to me. Heh.
-Man On Dog
Saturday, April 26, 2003
Hawaii, not New York
Oon also told me he had a chance to go live in Hawaii, for like supar-cheap (maybe even free?) Dude- go have fun in the sun! Its what Da Greek Gods would do. Also, if you go to New York, for your going away present I'm getting you a Bukkake bib- only $8.99 - HA HA jerk.
-Man on Dog
Oon also told me he had a chance to go live in Hawaii, for like supar-cheap (maybe even free?) Dude- go have fun in the sun! Its what Da Greek Gods would do. Also, if you go to New York, for your going away present I'm getting you a Bukkake bib- only $8.99 - HA HA jerk.
-Man on Dog
Friday, April 25, 2003
Eric, the jig is up...
Somehow Myke found out about your wedding. I say you tell him it is two days after the real thing. That way you do not have to deal with him at the event. I mean he is embarressing and all. I am not sure which place on corona. I think he has done two or three developments on that street. I know one of them is on the website. How long have you been at your current place? I forget.
I win the dip shit award of the week. I have been working on an Access DB at work for a new 'terminal help desk key'. Well, I was playing with features to lock down the UI so no one would accidently or purposely change the DB (It is supposed to be read-only for the help desk). Well, in the process, I managed to lock myself out of the DB with out a back door. D'oh. There went about 8 hours of work into the toilet. I can not remember the last time I was so pissed at myself.
Boo Jahn Oeatersun. That sucks about not coming up. I hope at least things go well with NY.
Flibbigibbet
P.S. the new T3 trailer is available @ apple's site. This is the large version. I can not find the link to the small versions.
Somehow Myke found out about your wedding. I say you tell him it is two days after the real thing. That way you do not have to deal with him at the event. I mean he is embarressing and all. I am not sure which place on corona. I think he has done two or three developments on that street. I know one of them is on the website. How long have you been at your current place? I forget.
I win the dip shit award of the week. I have been working on an Access DB at work for a new 'terminal help desk key'. Well, I was playing with features to lock down the UI so no one would accidently or purposely change the DB (It is supposed to be read-only for the help desk). Well, in the process, I managed to lock myself out of the DB with out a back door. D'oh. There went about 8 hours of work into the toilet. I can not remember the last time I was so pissed at myself.
Boo Jahn Oeatersun. That sucks about not coming up. I hope at least things go well with NY.
Flibbigibbet
P.S. the new T3 trailer is available @ apple's site. This is the large version. I can not find the link to the small versions.
Sweeeeeeeet!
Wow, I clicked on TWO links today! That's a record! Maybe I'll click on the bukkake link too.
I -love- Dark Tower. Guys, this isn't the Mac game (which was also quite loveable), it's the whiz-bang electronic boardgame. Actually, everything named Dark Tower is pretty cool: the board game, the Mac game, and the Stephen King book series! Maybe I'll name my kid Dark Tower Petersen.
I am downloading the Java game right now. Come on, OS X compatibility!
Anyway, sorry about the bathroom Eric. Did the shit have lots of corn and blood in it? That's how you can tell it's mine. I'm sad to say, I won't be attending KublaKon ("big fucking surprise" everybody says). I'm heading to New York in late May for my sister's graduation ceremony, so I need to save my shekels. I might end up just staying on the East Coast. I haven't bought my ticket yet so I'm not sure, but you guys will definitely be one of the first people that I think about maybe telling, perhaps!
I went to a physical therapist for my sciatica (ie, leg-ass-nut pain) today. Apparently it's a result of my pelvis having some wacky things going on. You know how I sometimes sleep in this wacky position like a lying-down lotus position? Well, I can do that because apparently I have lots of flexibility in one direction, but less-than-usual in the other. It's the less-than-usual that causes me to walk a little funny and years of that are taking its toll. So she did some weird adjustment to my hips and gave me some exercises to do. One of them was pelvic thrusts, and she recommended that I practice with her in the office. Ohh!!!
See, I can make that joke because I watched The Adventures of Ford Fairlane at work today, so now I understand the essence of comedy in the same way Steven Segal understands what it takes to change the essence of a man. That is probably one of the least funny comedies in existence. When I was 12 I liked it for some reason, but then I did see it at about 2:00 in the morning.
OK, that's enough rambling. Enjoy the pedestrian-murdering, Michael!
Wow, I clicked on TWO links today! That's a record! Maybe I'll click on the bukkake link too.
I -love- Dark Tower. Guys, this isn't the Mac game (which was also quite loveable), it's the whiz-bang electronic boardgame. Actually, everything named Dark Tower is pretty cool: the board game, the Mac game, and the Stephen King book series! Maybe I'll name my kid Dark Tower Petersen.
I am downloading the Java game right now. Come on, OS X compatibility!
Anyway, sorry about the bathroom Eric. Did the shit have lots of corn and blood in it? That's how you can tell it's mine. I'm sad to say, I won't be attending KublaKon ("big fucking surprise" everybody says). I'm heading to New York in late May for my sister's graduation ceremony, so I need to save my shekels. I might end up just staying on the East Coast. I haven't bought my ticket yet so I'm not sure, but you guys will definitely be one of the first people that I think about maybe telling, perhaps!
I went to a physical therapist for my sciatica (ie, leg-ass-nut pain) today. Apparently it's a result of my pelvis having some wacky things going on. You know how I sometimes sleep in this wacky position like a lying-down lotus position? Well, I can do that because apparently I have lots of flexibility in one direction, but less-than-usual in the other. It's the less-than-usual that causes me to walk a little funny and years of that are taking its toll. So she did some weird adjustment to my hips and gave me some exercises to do. One of them was pelvic thrusts, and she recommended that I practice with her in the office. Ohh!!!
See, I can make that joke because I watched The Adventures of Ford Fairlane at work today, so now I understand the essence of comedy in the same way Steven Segal understands what it takes to change the essence of a man. That is probably one of the least funny comedies in existence. When I was 12 I liked it for some reason, but then I did see it at about 2:00 in the morning.
OK, that's enough rambling. Enjoy the pedestrian-murdering, Michael!
Thursday, April 24, 2003
What is this world cumming to?
Guys remember the movies "The Toy" and "A Christmas Story"? Well the kid that starred in both of those movies is in a PORNO now! CLiCK! omg, crazy. If you think about it though, I haven't heard SHIT about that kid in ages, and both those movies he was in were pretty big!
The 1-level multiplayer demo for Wolfenstein:Enemy Territory came out yesterday- Whats cool is that its now a stand-alone FREE game, so u don't even need the old RTCW to play it. The one level is ok, but I'm kinda sick of gaming, so eh.
Guys remember the movies "The Toy" and "A Christmas Story"? Well the kid that starred in both of those movies is in a PORNO now! CLiCK! omg, crazy. If you think about it though, I haven't heard SHIT about that kid in ages, and both those movies he was in were pretty big!
The 1-level multiplayer demo for Wolfenstein:Enemy Territory came out yesterday- Whats cool is that its now a stand-alone FREE game, so u don't even need the old RTCW to play it. The one level is ok, but I'm kinda sick of gaming, so eh.
Wedding?
That wouldn't be YOUR wedding would it Aeryk? Don't want to miss out on that... always had this sneaking fear that no one would ever invite me to their weddings -- maybe I'm just crazy. Anyway, just want to make sure. No other news, just that killing innocent people and running down cops in Vice City makes me happy. I know it's all old news you y'all, but it's new to me, and I like it.
Yebortz old tired Mykelonis
That wouldn't be YOUR wedding would it Aeryk? Don't want to miss out on that... always had this sneaking fear that no one would ever invite me to their weddings -- maybe I'm just crazy. Anyway, just want to make sure. No other news, just that killing innocent people and running down cops in Vice City makes me happy. I know it's all old news you y'all, but it's new to me, and I like it.
Yebortz old tired Mykelonis
This New Old House
Okay, so far our only bid on another house was infact a Pat Killen design (one of the four cookie-cutter-tall-and-skinny houses on Corona Street, incase you are familiar with them Enron) and the sellers are pricks and asking WAY too much, so that one is no good. However, in preparation of us putting the house on the market we are getting the downstairs bathroom redone, some painting done, and the roof replaced. So, if we don't get any offers that are realistic on our house, or it's just not worth what we think it is (there are no similar properties in the area to compare the value to), we get a much improved house to live in. We are also cleaning and boxing almost everything in the house so people can come and check it out for open houses without being turned off by our amount of crap. The bookcases in the dungeon stay however.... so everyone will know just how nerdy and Satanic the previous owners are!
BCMP Update: No progress has been made, I'm just not sure I will be able to finish by Kublacon! Yikes! A wedding, work and possible sale of the house has put a kink in my plans....
Hi Mike!
Okay, so far our only bid on another house was infact a Pat Killen design (one of the four cookie-cutter-tall-and-skinny houses on Corona Street, incase you are familiar with them Enron) and the sellers are pricks and asking WAY too much, so that one is no good. However, in preparation of us putting the house on the market we are getting the downstairs bathroom redone, some painting done, and the roof replaced. So, if we don't get any offers that are realistic on our house, or it's just not worth what we think it is (there are no similar properties in the area to compare the value to), we get a much improved house to live in. We are also cleaning and boxing almost everything in the house so people can come and check it out for open houses without being turned off by our amount of crap. The bookcases in the dungeon stay however.... so everyone will know just how nerdy and Satanic the previous owners are!
BCMP Update: No progress has been made, I'm just not sure I will be able to finish by Kublacon! Yikes! A wedding, work and possible sale of the house has put a kink in my plans....
Hi Mike!
Dark Tower game
Any of you guys ever play it? I can't remember if I ever have, but I came across this interesting website devoted to it. Looks kinda cool- there's also a link to a JAVA version of the game in the ABOUT section, but I haven't checked it out yet.
RE: Pics. Sorry bout that Jael! Those were the crazy paparatzi pics of Zeta-Jones naked, sunbathing, smoking, and VERY pregnant- not very flattering. If they ever resurface I'll let u see em.
ADDED: I found a cafe press site that sells shirts that say bukkake- just for JoOn!
Any of you guys ever play it? I can't remember if I ever have, but I came across this interesting website devoted to it. Looks kinda cool- there's also a link to a JAVA version of the game in the ABOUT section, but I haven't checked it out yet.
RE: Pics. Sorry bout that Jael! Those were the crazy paparatzi pics of Zeta-Jones naked, sunbathing, smoking, and VERY pregnant- not very flattering. If they ever resurface I'll let u see em.
ADDED: I found a cafe press site that sells shirts that say bukkake- just for JoOn!
Wednesday, April 23, 2003
Pre-maturing ejoculation
Roody, why don't you just give me a hard on and then cut my nutz off? Cuz that site wasn't working since the day you put the link on! I didn't even see Zeta-jones my sweet sweet pussy cat.... droool...
So what's the dillio? I hope you cut and pasted a copy of whatever that site was showing.
jael
Roody, why don't you just give me a hard on and then cut my nutz off? Cuz that site wasn't working since the day you put the link on! I didn't even see Zeta-jones my sweet sweet pussy cat.... droool...
So what's the dillio? I hope you cut and pasted a copy of whatever that site was showing.
jael
Tuesday, April 22, 2003
Special Pix for Jael
Remember after the oscars when you were all "Zeta-Jones is teh HOTZ!" ? Well, take a look at these secrat-spy pics (and I've heard about these and I guess they're not fakes.)
ZETA PIXTURARZ
ADDED: i can't read whatever backward language is on that site, but it looks like it was supar-flooded or something. hope u guys gotta chance to look. MUAHAHAHAHA. :\
Remember after the oscars when you were all "Zeta-Jones is teh HOTZ!" ? Well, take a look at these secrat-spy pics (and I've heard about these and I guess they're not fakes.)
ZETA PIXTURARZ
ADDED: i can't read whatever backward language is on that site, but it looks like it was supar-flooded or something. hope u guys gotta chance to look. MUAHAHAHAHA. :\
Funny Shit and Not such Funny Shit
Funny stuff Rudy, especially the perhaps uncharacterisitically FXy video -- really cool! Wow Eric sorry to hear about the shit flowing around your house -- do you really want to move though? What else could cause the 'Money Pit' effect, albeit without Tom Hanks to cheer you up? Terms just started here, but I'm doing a valiant job to make sure that I continue to Blog -- we'll see how long that lasts! PS2 report -- Vice City rocks -- especially the radio stations, and the chainsaw. You guys should all come over so we can play it together. Ok, I've got to go work now...
Myke
Funny stuff Rudy, especially the perhaps uncharacterisitically FXy video -- really cool! Wow Eric sorry to hear about the shit flowing around your house -- do you really want to move though? What else could cause the 'Money Pit' effect, albeit without Tom Hanks to cheer you up? Terms just started here, but I'm doing a valiant job to make sure that I continue to Blog -- we'll see how long that lasts! PS2 report -- Vice City rocks -- especially the radio stations, and the chainsaw. You guys should all come over so we can play it together. Ok, I've got to go work now...
Myke
Monday, April 21, 2003
In a world gone mad...
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'" - CHRIS ROCK
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'" - CHRIS ROCK
Sunday, April 20, 2003
Idiot Son of an Asshole
Check out this RAD FLASH VIDEO for a song by a band that "doesn't use special FX" (hint) - pretty cool.
Welcome back Eric. How was Camp David? Don't blaim your poops on Oon.
Check out this RAD FLASH VIDEO for a song by a band that "doesn't use special FX" (hint) - pretty cool.
Welcome back Eric. How was Camp David? Don't blaim your poops on Oon.
I Have Returned to a House of Shit That Flows Like a Fountain
After the worst trip ever I return home. Within 5 minutes of getting home, I jump in the shower to wash the plane off of me, and I tinkle. Not 3 minutes after I hop in the shower (post tinkle and flushing of the toilet) Leslie knocks on the door and yells for me to turn the water off. I hop out, come down stairs and the downstairs toilet, shower and washer/dryer drain pipe are shooting water out of them. There were some poos coming out of the toilet that I'm sure Jon laid at our last D&D session, which was a LONG TIME AGO! Wonderful. I am full of shampoo, and now my feet are covered in questionable water from the completely flooded bathroom, I call roto rooter, they deduce that the main is blocked running to the sewer. They need to dig into my wall to find the main cap, run the snake, charge me 300 bucks, and today I got to pull the carpet and pad out of the bathroom, throw it out the window, and disinfect the bathroom. I got the fans blowing to dry it all out, and have now realized that as this house ages even further (it was build in ' 61) things will probably get worse. So we are looking into fixing the problems that are here and putting it on the market as is, and moving. Where, I have no idea, but I don't want to live in what will probably be future Money Pit, without the whimsy of Tom Hanks. So that is my story. I don't even want to get into the crap I did on the trip, it's just too soon, I need some time to heal.
After the worst trip ever I return home. Within 5 minutes of getting home, I jump in the shower to wash the plane off of me, and I tinkle. Not 3 minutes after I hop in the shower (post tinkle and flushing of the toilet) Leslie knocks on the door and yells for me to turn the water off. I hop out, come down stairs and the downstairs toilet, shower and washer/dryer drain pipe are shooting water out of them. There were some poos coming out of the toilet that I'm sure Jon laid at our last D&D session, which was a LONG TIME AGO! Wonderful. I am full of shampoo, and now my feet are covered in questionable water from the completely flooded bathroom, I call roto rooter, they deduce that the main is blocked running to the sewer. They need to dig into my wall to find the main cap, run the snake, charge me 300 bucks, and today I got to pull the carpet and pad out of the bathroom, throw it out the window, and disinfect the bathroom. I got the fans blowing to dry it all out, and have now realized that as this house ages even further (it was build in ' 61) things will probably get worse. So we are looking into fixing the problems that are here and putting it on the market as is, and moving. Where, I have no idea, but I don't want to live in what will probably be future Money Pit, without the whimsy of Tom Hanks. So that is my story. I don't even want to get into the crap I did on the trip, it's just too soon, I need some time to heal.
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