Hawaii, not New York
Oon also told me he had a chance to go live in Hawaii, for like supar-cheap (maybe even free?)  Dude- go have fun in the sun!  Its what Da Greek Gods would do.  Also, if you go to New York, for your going away present I'm getting you a Bukkake bib- only $8.99 - HA HA jerk.
-Man on Dog