Because you homos are all in hibernation or something, I'll continue posting.
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Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Oh. My. God. Just when you thought people couldn't get any stranger.. maybe the best personal advert of all time, this side of the time-traveller guy.. This guy advertising on Craigslist is not gay, but looking for a jack off buddy!
In other news, I got to witness some smack down on a mail-fraud ring today and I was the crusader of all that is good and holy in the world. Woot!
I tell you what though, these fuckers are getting SLICK. I received a letter of some-such basis, something about a government grant program for home improvement / equity relief or something.. whatever. It came along with a check for $4,000 that passed every measurable standard I could come up with. On a whim, I even took it down to a branch of Wells Fargo to have them look at it (the indicated bank of origin) and THEY were ready to cash it because there were no qualifiers on the check like "not valid as a financial instrument" or whatever.. it was just... a check. Even though it said I needed to call some phone number to pre-approve the process or whatever on the letter.. a check is a check and it was a valid account with money in it, even. Come to find out, it's a check written on a legitimate account but through identity theft. Plus, with it being sent through the mail, that constitutes a federal offense. When the people at the fraud center in the bank called these people to feel them out, the WTF PWN stick came out and the hapless idiot on the other end of the phone was shitting his pants. LOL. It was pure awesome. I don't think the guy knew he was 'employed' by a scam artist firm. Anyway, thought it was worth sharing. My good deed for the day.
Also: Playing the Wii topless is NSFW, but awesome.
In other news, I got to witness some smack down on a mail-fraud ring today and I was the crusader of all that is good and holy in the world. Woot!
I tell you what though, these fuckers are getting SLICK. I received a letter of some-such basis, something about a government grant program for home improvement / equity relief or something.. whatever. It came along with a check for $4,000 that passed every measurable standard I could come up with. On a whim, I even took it down to a branch of Wells Fargo to have them look at it (the indicated bank of origin) and THEY were ready to cash it because there were no qualifiers on the check like "not valid as a financial instrument" or whatever.. it was just... a check. Even though it said I needed to call some phone number to pre-approve the process or whatever on the letter.. a check is a check and it was a valid account with money in it, even. Come to find out, it's a check written on a legitimate account but through identity theft. Plus, with it being sent through the mail, that constitutes a federal offense. When the people at the fraud center in the bank called these people to feel them out, the WTF PWN stick came out and the hapless idiot on the other end of the phone was shitting his pants. LOL. It was pure awesome. I don't think the guy knew he was 'employed' by a scam artist firm. Anyway, thought it was worth sharing. My good deed for the day.
Also: Playing the Wii topless is NSFW, but awesome.
Monday, December 03, 2007
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Work Gym
Kinda neat, i was talking to this guy at work about inadequate gym facilities around the area, so him being a gym rat as well, we decided were going to try to make our own workplace gym in the factory! We'll all be pitching in, he's going to bring his dumbell sets and I'm going to buy the bench press bar, then we'll weld some makeshift benches. Cool thing is it'll be indoors and next to my dorm! I'm excited cuz it actually has an reasonable chance of working out. Hopefully other people will start chipping in by bringing their excess home equipment, then it might actually turn out to be a pretty cool workplace gym.
Work has been hazardous lately. We have an ISO audit in 10 days and during an internal audit my department had 2 deviations and several observations. So I have to correct those asap. Then it's that time of year where all the bidding begins with our customer, so lots of quoting for 2008.
Got cable recently, so have been watching an insane amount of BoobTube. Saw some Chris Angel stuff, and we get mostly reruns that aired in the states a while back, so i'm still getting references to Chris Rocks latest movies. But Chris Angel mindfreak show is pretty cool magic show but the thing is when the whole "magic gets revealed", magic really loses it's luster. Most of the easy tricks can be solved and even the more high-powered copperfield stuff is just a bunch of elaborate and expensive smoke and mirrors.
Work has been hazardous lately. We have an ISO audit in 10 days and during an internal audit my department had 2 deviations and several observations. So I have to correct those asap. Then it's that time of year where all the bidding begins with our customer, so lots of quoting for 2008.
Got cable recently, so have been watching an insane amount of BoobTube. Saw some Chris Angel stuff, and we get mostly reruns that aired in the states a while back, so i'm still getting references to Chris Rocks latest movies. But Chris Angel mindfreak show is pretty cool magic show but the thing is when the whole "magic gets revealed", magic really loses it's luster. Most of the easy tricks can be solved and even the more high-powered copperfield stuff is just a bunch of elaborate and expensive smoke and mirrors.
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