Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood. 195 8.45
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity. 167 7.47
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk. 134 7.44
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's. 118 7.4
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence. 376 7.39
You have only seen Mr. T in human form. In Narnia, he is a T. Rex with a lion's tail hanging out of his mouth. 158 7.39
Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity. 148 7.35
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors. 636 7.19
Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed. 164 7.18
Mr. T once rocked the Casbah. Which explains why there is no longer a Casbah. 106 7.18
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it. 580 7.17
Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T. 117 7.03
The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history. 389 7.02
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him. 148 6.98
In 1995, Mr. T was diagnosed with B-cell lymphoma but he pitied his own fool cells until the disease turned into T-cell lymphoma. Upon closer inspection by doctors, the cancerous T-cells now had mohawks, gold chains around their nucleus and were tired of the other cell's jibba-jabba. 83 6.96
Before Mr. T, the alphabet only had 25 letters. 191 6.92
Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him. 253 6.92
Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain. 264 6.91
Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T's. 239 6.87
It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T. 78 6.82
Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a pornstar regains her virginity. Then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T. 503 6.8
Mr. T's sperm is so strong it could impregnate a man. 124 6.8
Mr. T was the first to kill two bird with one stone. He kept the stone, and as of now it has killed 6,048. 94 6.79
Mr. T doesn't have internal organs. He had them removed to make more room for muscle. 162 6.77
On all 3428 instances it occured, when Mr. T and Chuck Norris both 'deflower' the same woman, the resulting spermal battles have caused the woman's uterus to explode in a flurry of pity and roundhouse kicks. 61 6.77
Remember when Mr. T wasn't so popular and awesome? Me neither. 89 6.76
In 1989, Mr. T systematically killed every member of the band "MR. MISTER" for stealing his first name. 94 6.76
Revolving doors were invented to keep Mr. T from kicking them in all the time. 147 6.76
Why does Mr. T wear still have his mohawk? Cause his reflection pities the fool who don't! 216 6.75
They say when a bear is chasing a group of people, you don't have to outrun the bear, but only have to be faster than the slowest person. If Mr. T is chasing you, you're dead no matter what. 99 6.75