Sunday, July 13, 2003

Can I have a Large fry with that burger please?

Goddam movie franchises!!! I hope they all die. Went to watch T3: Rise of the machines... well I'm glad someone got a rise out of it, cuz i certainly didn't. Could the movie be any more like T2? or perhaps that was what it was, a repeat of T3. Well T4: Try it again PLEASE!

The same old plot with new characters. In fact, i'd say a large part of the script was old or ripped off of T2. Uh... let's see the plot: John connor grows to his early-mid 20's. Cybernex that they thought altered the future, didn't do anything but postpone... er teh inevitable. (so makes you wonder what T2 was all about). So now, a new Terminator robot comes back to kill John connor. Right about there, the script writers had a vision:

script writer 1: er... hey guys, we can't have another terminator come back and try to kill john connor. That would be too much like T2.

Script writer 2: I concur. We need a new twist

(scratches their heads, lightbulb flashes)

script writer 1: hyuk... der I GOT IT! why don't we have a terminator to kill all of Jon connors LIUETENANTS instead!

Script writer 2: OH MY GOD< BRILLIANT!

fuckin retards. so this terminator comes back and tries to kill all of his lieutenants. I'm glad in a rebel army there is only a few lieutenants. Wait, the sequel? We should have the terminator come back and kill all of the sargeants.. and then all the soldiers. THAT WAY THERE WON"T BE A REBEL ARMY HAZZAH!

So there were other problems with the movie. the lines were bad/reused, the terminator fight scenes were really weak, the acting was not so stunning. There wasn't much stellar about this movie.

The only thing that saved this one is the cool original concept of terminator.

review: C-