There's an old saying about glass houses..
What, am I the only one that remembers the huge "beat stick" sword fights out in front of Eric's house? Or, in Aaron and mine's driveway on Gould? How about slap fights, Rich's midnight Pearl Harbor attacks or the $1 J.P. tender-meat slappage? Don't even get me started on "Conan the Barbarian" and the other misc. filmage.
We were massive dorks before most of these geeks were breathing oxygen. LOL.