Monday, November 17, 2003

[vent] Vent alert...

[rant type="computer cases"]Why must all computer cases for PCs be so fucking ugly. Jesus you would think one of the mother fuckers out there could pay a dime or two for a real designer instead of these idiots that think PC design has to be either a beige box, a beige box with curves, or be eXtreme (aka lets shit on a shingle, paint it colors, throw some flair and a window on it and then call it a day). Grrrrrrr... The only one that I found that looks cool and simple is a Home Theatre PC Case manufacturer. Too bad they make nice desktop cases, but then only make towers that look like option number three of the designer case styles, aka aSStreme. I even found one case at another manufacturer I could tolerate. It was basic with a simple designed and not beige. Minimal design (Black/Silver), straight lines, etc.. Then they had to throw on the bubbly curvy air vent/usb and audio interface module at the top of the case. I almost didnt see it, all the photos hid it by virtue of camera angles except one. It was like a child pushed three weeks worth of crap under the bed to hide the evil sins. WHY? Fuckers.[/rant]

[rant type="fitness gyms"]While I am on a roll, I figure I would go on my other pet peeve of the week. Fitness Gyms are bastages. 24 whore fitness, Club One, and Ballys all do not post prices. If you look on site or online they dont have any price listings anywhere. If you go to the gyms, they have no paper work. If you want to look at the gym you have to fill out paper work, aka advertising fodder for your mailbox. Then you have to listen to a 'fitness specialist', aptly named since he probably doesnt know a barbell from his asshole. These 'fitness specialist' aka sales reps are worse than used car salesman. Its like a telemarketer in your house. They give you a long shpeal while they try and rape your entire wallet right out of your ass through trickery and in some cases insults. Fuckers. To really make sure they have you grabbing your bootstraps for optimum theft, these companies hire secret shoppers and if they staff is caught giving advice good for the customer, like which is really the best deal, instead of robbing you blind, they can be fired. Commission, commission, commission. Nice. 220 dollars just to sign up? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! fingers, so sore... From typing... So many letters in that last app... Gotta charge 220 to ease the pain. WHORES. I love big companies. No not really.[/rant]

On a side note my hard drive seems to have come out unscathed. It hasnt replicated that error. Sweet. On the other side of the coin my UPS battery needs replaed. damn thing beeps loud for 30 seconds every few hours to remind me. Fitty bucks. D'oh.

I Feel better. What a woman I am.[/vent]

[vent type="lastOneISwear]P.S. Stupid Blogger wont let me use PsudoTags aka < and >.[/vent]