Santa says, "Hello!"

So, I met the guy earlier tonight as he was coming down the chimney here at my aunt's in Santa Barbara. She lives right off Santa Claus Lane, which apparently is where Santa summers, he owns a little surf shop, but that is neither here nor there. Anyway, he wishes you all a Merry Xmas and Happy Holidays, even if you are a bunch of fucking jerks who apparently don't know the meaning of Christmas. Santa can be blunt, but he is also forgiving.

Merry XXXmas to all and to all a good night!