I need house sitting from Jon

Jon, I understand you are the man to talk to about house sitting? So me and this chick are getting married and we are going to be on our honeymoon from wed 7th of January until saturday the 17th of january. This poses a problem for us and our two cats, they will starve to death while we are gone unless someone saves them! SO I thought that perhaps you would want to stay at our house while we were gone and take care of the cats and have the run of the house with FULL refrigerator, strand cruiser, computer, Halo, porn collection, AND Kings jersey rights while you are there. Sound like maybe a plan?

If not, anyone want to help my cats survive my honeymoon?