Funny

While I do enjoy the salty dog-ish accounts of your apparently highly vascular feces, I think its about time to go back to your friendly neighborhood doctor and see whats going on in your nether regions. Of course, that is just an opinion, and you know what they say about opinions, everybody's got one or something?

Speaking of vascular, perhaps you are actually giving some form of birth to new, more evolved, super-SARS creatures? Their alien plan is to start below the ground in the sewers and Davey Jones' locker and work their way up all the way to the top in Donald Trump's Penthouse, and finishing with the Man in the Moon and all his green cheese. We are doomed. Jon is the bringer of all our dooms.

Shut him out of your lives if you want to live, I beg of you!