get yourself laid-off! it will either be like the movie Office Space, where you'll get promoted and you'll end up going out with Brad Pitt's wife, OR you'll be able to collect unemployment, which while only being a percentage of what you were making, at least it would be a little something to grease the wheels (although you might lose a nice reference from your current job- but if you just up and quit, you also might be losign that nice reference anyways.)

Added: Theres a funny short post at Neal Pollack called "Mel Gibson versus The Jews"
HERE
Its about Mel Gibson's weird new Jesus movie that hes only screened for other hardcorps prayer-warriors and which is all in Latin and Aramaic and supposedly lays all the blame for poor Jesus's death on the Jews.

--Jesus performs the loaves and fishes miracle. He passes the food out to the crowd. Some Jew complains that he didn't get enough food. Jesus tells him to share with the less fortunate. "The service here is horrible!" says the Jew. Mel Gibson, playing himself, walks in front of the camera and says, "That's what Jews are like, people. Don't let them kill Christ again."


Purty funny.