Meanwhile, in my life, I've got a PS2 and have taken advantage of the fact to finally play bizarre, German-fetishistic, vaguely perverted Japanese RPGs. Yes I speak of Shadow Hearts 2. The only game in which you control a party consisting of a female German officer circa WWI with huge boobs and anime eyes/hair, an intelligent dog, a vampire who is trained as a pro wrestler and whose primary weapon is a mailbox, and Gepetto. I've also got Ico but fuck that solemn, poetic, beautiful bullshit.