Ever considered a move to San Francisco! It's where all the cool kids are going. At least the kids who aren't having kids. I weep for their lost innocence, but those corrupted souls may not pass the guardian wards protecting this city of purity.

Random Thought: Aeryk. Ever been to Berkeley? I don't mean the hippie parts of Berkeley, but the rest of it. It seems like a place you might like. Just sayin'.