Well, I'm already exhausted. The wife went back to work today so I looked after the baby. Unfortunately she STILL will not take a bottle so the day was basically:
- Crank up the white noise
- Try to give the baby a bottle
- Fail
- Hysterics ensue
- Calm baby
Repeat until baby falls asleep after 6 hours. Fuck!!!
I managed to sneak in an episode of Party Down. I get so embarrassed for the characters during that show that I can't watch it all the way through. Did not manage to sneak in: shower, drink any water, or poop.