Amazing

Absolute congratations Art! I am really happy for you and Michelle, it is just unbelieveable. It's also good to know that God wasn't watching all the horrible things you did as a kid and punish you with a demon for a baby.

A quick note from my new book Eric's Non-Experiential Parenting Tips:

Don't do to Haylee what we did to David and Carrie, they just don't turn out right if you do. But let your friends do those things, cause what fun is having a friend with a kid if you can't twist their minds and torment them?

Also teach her that Nazi's are from Mars.

And, make sure you have lots of great books around the house for her to explore once she is of age, like America: The Book (teh funniest shit EVAR) and the Kama Sutra.

Congratulations!