my tattoo reads "SUCK MY COCK YOU WHORE." But it's not on my left arm. It's on my cock. Suck my cock tattoo that says suck my cock, James Frey, you whore.

Heh. Neal Pollack's got a funny story up making fun of this Salon article on this writer James Frey. God, I've never read this guys book "A Million Little Pieces" , but if hes at ALL serious about himself in that Salon article, then Jeebus. Don't be that kinda writer Jon (or, yes.)