Another Option

Of course you are going to get some crappo bikes from K-Target, but you get what you pay for, unless you can score at a police auction. They usually happen once a month or so, and there are tons of unclaimed, stolen bikes for cheap. Check it.

Do You Like SARS Alot?

From Something Awful with regards to SARS:

"No, I'm not referring to Madonna's "American Life" CD, I'm talking about SARS, the invisible, tasteless, odorless killer which can suffocate any of us in our homes while we sleep. Wait, I think that's actually natural gas or maybe a murderous ghost with a ghost pillow."

Murderous Ghost and Ghost Pillow?!?!? Holy shit, thats funny!