Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Lulz, I too have done battle with the baby crib. It's a little difficult to describe what, exactly, went wrong on mine but in essence it also involved a frozen bolt. I had to deal with that fucker twice in subsequent moves. It's now been a couple of years so I don't remember what was fused with what. But I do remember the solution vividly. I had to secure the bolt while physically spinning the entirety of the rest of the crib in circles to "screw" it in. Theater of the absurd.

As for chipotle, I am firmly in the pro-salad/bowl camo. Lettuce, rice, beans, fajita veggies, corn and guacamole. Make sure you get their salad dressing. It is OMGWTFBBQ AWESOME.