...Totally. I'm also confused. Jon! clarify! I could totally imagine Jon doing something like that though, maybe not an outright hearty slap, but kind of a taunt-like touch on the cheek, like "eh what's up with that" then like a cheek-touch. Of any one of us, I can imagine Jon getting away with something like that and then not have the opposing party bring it to HR. We need the truth. But somehow short of Jon's suicide in 2003, is he even still alive???