1000 pounds? Ouch! At least that shit didn't fall on you! There's nothing worse than being simultaneously crushed and burned by a hot stove.

This morning I ate a couple big bowls of cereal after about two weeks without eating much dairy. Ohhhh, maximum stomach turmoil. It seems that my body is becoming much more lactose-intolerant as my life energy devolves towards entropy. I agree with Art's baby-making class: humans aren't meant to eat that stuff!

Here's my new numb-r for you all: free won oh, nein fiver won, fiver too seventhheaven too.