These Things Are The Greastest Hambugers

Meetings
None Of Us Is As Dumb As All Of Us.

Procrastination
Hard Work Often Pays Off After Time, but Laziness Always Pays Off Now.

Motivation
If A Pretty Poster And A Cute Saying Are All It Takes To Motivate You, You Probably Have A Very Easy Job. The Kind Robots Will Be Doing Soon.

Apathy
If We Don't Take Care of the Customer, Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us.

Consulting
If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Made In Prolonging The Problem.

Mediocrity
It Takes a Lot Less Time and Most People Won't Notice the Difference Until It's Too Late.

Mistakes
It Could Be that the Purpose of Your Life Is Only to Serve as a Warning to Others.

...and my favorite....

Incompetence
When You Earnestly Believe You Can Compensate For A Lack Of Skill By Doubling Your Efforts, There's No End To What You Can't Do.