Saturday, March 29, 2003

Rape is Number 2

Oh.My.God. Chris Rock was on Conan tonight, and Conan asked him:

Conan: So, what did you think about Michael Moore's Oscars speech? You know, everyone has an opinion on it...
CR: I'm cool with Michael Moore. And, everyone knew he was gonna do something like that. BUT, the people in that audience booing Michael Moore, and then later they give a standing ovation to a RAPIST!?!
[Audience: Silent]
Conan: Ugh...
CR: It don't matter WHAT movie you make, you're still a RAPIST. Rape is number 2.
Number 1 is MURDER. After murder comes RAPE. We're going to Iraq to murder Saddam, but not to RAPE him. That would be horrible.

It was pretty fucking funny (eventually the audience stopped being *shocked* but you could tell they were like "how could he say that!")

-Clarification just in case: He's talking about director Roman Polanski (drugged and anally-raped a 13-year old girl in Jack Nicholson's jaccuzi- OOPS.) who got a standing ovation at the "OS-KARZ, you're cock es HUGE."