Sunday, July 05, 2009

| Man-Con.

Well, now that ManCon has jumped the shark and become jaded with the success of 33% more applicants over last years attendance, as member of the executive board I nominate a shift of fundamental proportions to the festivities that will allow ANY game to be played at ANY time by ANY one person(s).

I think this makes good business sense and will allow for future expansion of ManCon. All those in favor, say "aye", and all those opposed, say "nay"!

"Aye"

While success in low-drama and high-alcohol will be continued, I declare ManCon to be a "no influenza zone" and abolish all sickness for the duration of ManCon. As an executive director I have the power and the right to declare such without a vote.