| - I pull a Michael J Fox ala

Secret of My Success and take over ownership of The Action Team Corporation and all its holdings. I fire the entire board and install myself El Presidente for life. From now on we will only play LARP games about mecha, ninja, bondage elves.

Unfortunately I won't be able to make it to ManCon Dos! But I expect full reports on said LARPing. I can be contacted in the empty office in Eric's attic.

- Speaking of sound business practices. Jon, were you here when Doug was head of the department? He went apeshit-crazy today. He was dropping f-bombs like they had expiration dates and threatening to fire people. A real morale builder all around, very professional.