Love your text adventure idear Denis!
Just a reminder to all Action Teamsters, there's some gaming going on from 1:00 - on Saturday. There are three board gamer group dudes showing up and I know at least Tannhauser and D&D minis will be in effect, plus whatever else sounds good. You guys are welcome to show up. The theme is "roll dice and kill stuff," so more or less any game with mass slaughter is fair game.
PS Jon + Target Wine Cube + Temporary Bachelor + Long Week = trouble.