Here's an excerp from Jon's secret diary

"Beauty Tips

by Jon D. Peterson

11/21/2000

For Females

I am not saying that the following will work for everyone, we are all quite different but this is how I prepare myself for an evening out.

Shaving

For the face normally I would just shave out of the shower sing a gel and waiting about 3 minutes for my beard to soften. I would then starting with the sides of my face shave using a Gillette Mach III and a sharp blade use downward strokes, followed by my neck then chin and then mustache area. If I was going for the smoothest shave to wear make up, I would wait to shave as late as possible before going out and following the procedure above, maybe going in more directions such as up and sideways until there is no more stubble. I wouldn’t do it this way normally because it is much harder on the face and you could wind up with skin blotches. I would then, if I were going to use it, apply a moisturizer for my skin type and wait 10 minutes for that to soak in before I applied my foundation.

The shower is the best place to shave the rest of your body. Working from the top down, either in tub taking a bath or standing up taking a shower after about 10 to 15 minutes your skin is ready for a closer shave. Using a gel, such as those Gillette makes for women or the King of Shaves”, hold your arm up high and carefully shave the underarm in downward strokes. Follow this with again downward strokes over your chest, especially carefully around your nipples and on sown to the belly area. At the point from your navel to the genitalia, move across your body, instead of downward from the outside inward. Use extreme caution around your genitals if you do that area at all and then proceed to the legs keeping the razor free of hair all the while. Shave with downward strokes again using a gel, one leg at a time taking long strokes. It is especially hard getting the backs of the thigh area and indeed don’t expect just one shave is all that it takes. Don’t be discouraged, if this is your first shave, it could take 3 separate days of shaving to get it all. Check later to see those hard to get to or easy to miss areas. Shaving an area such as the knee or ankle, you will want to be especially careful bending your leg to shave the knee and stretching your leg (as in the underarm area) works best. Hair grows on your toes as well as the tops of your feet so don’t forget these areas. After you have done a few shaves, for maximum closeness you will shave up the legs and follow with your other hand to sense missed spots. You will get the hang of it eventually; just don’t expect to go out after one shave with smooth skin. Follow all of your showers now with a body lotion. By the way, just as in washing your face I would recommend a liquid, moisture-rich cleansers for use on your body, not a bar soap. Loufa’s, body buffs, etc, can be used to help exfoliate, that is get rid of dead skin cells, bringing more fresh skin to the surface. These are not recommended for the face. Instead use and exfoliating cleanser one to three times weekly as part of your twice daily face cleansings.

Use a lotion on you’re your hands, arms, legs and feet nightly, a special skin-tightner type lotion on the face avoiding the eye area and especially good is to use a Vaseline on your feet and cover them with socks overnight. Use lotion on your hands frequently through the day.
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That's one scary woman...

Actually I heard Gillette Mach III is very sexy and I was considering shaving my genitalia and deez nuts. Jon, you'll have to demonstrate, after I shave my tounge and get the nice tounge bacteria.

Eric hoodle - nice testes. All three of em. So, where's the captions???

myonovich - Deciding which doctor to go to wasn't based on the insurance. I have PPO. My decision to go with the second doctor, Ben Sah, came from my friends high recommendation. After the consultation, he is a good doctor. I should have had my initial consultation/surgery with him. I feel he is a better, more competant ENT specialist. However, the problem now is 1) they belong to the same medical group, 2) I lost my initial insurance, which covered 95% of all costs 3) My old doctor won't fix the problem 4) I'm probably going to have to pay out the ass 5) I could go to another doctor, but what's the point? I'll probably go get a second opinion. Also 6) I need some nose pictures which most doctors can't seem to do. Just for proof and documentation.

Damn, this is a long blog.

Johnny