35000 for a baby!?!?!?!

The negotiations are pretty much useless. If you look at the Bill, the insurance company usually still shells out 90-95% of it so they probably got a 1500 - 3000 dollar discount on the total. That's still 32000 to 33500 or so then deducting OOP of 3000, so they probably paid 29k-30k.

That's SIXTY THOUSAND pieces of .50 cent condoms, a lifetime supply and more, considering that I get laid... urm... frequently.. urm... 2-3 times a month... but (multiple shots cuz i'm an animal urm..) so make it 6 condoms a month times 12, urm... 72... times sexual lifespan of 70 years plus or minus.. that's 5040 pieces.

Be smart, invest now in 5040 pieces of rubber. That's 1/10th of your total cost!

Not to mention you can have extra ones lying around to impress your friends and make new friends by making them think you get laid alot, despite however old the expiration date has probably expired.

Yay brown poop.. well actually now it's sorta yellowish. Yay Chromatic poop!