The Perfect Storm

Good gravy. I don't know what's it's like in Southern California/Las Vegas/Tagalogtown, but the wind and rain here are fucking crazy. Not only that, but the lights are starting to flicker. I have a feeling it's gonna be back to the Stone Age, with lighting candles and probably rioting Hurricane Katrina-style. Corpses stacked eight deep in the ballpark kinda thing. Therefore my choice is to get the jump on things and loot the KFC up the street. I'm worried my umbrella might turn inside-out. Pray for it, fellas.