Major suxors

Regrettably, yeah me too, I've always had these problems with lugging around this 10 lbs nutsacks and 14 inch cock. Tends to drag on the floor alot and gives me all sorts of back spasms when erect. The verticle force is just too powerful, sorta recoils like an AK-47. Go to the Doctor Oetersen. As for intelligent beings of light, evolution dictates that we become bald, bubbly eyed, cone shaped aliens first. So techically Sam Cassell in the NBA is ahead of the race there. Betcha he still gets a lot of ass.

J.