Dangit Hoodle, suck my noodle!

You're calling out the Riekland Raiders and the Orcland Rams, so were gonna have to rumble now. No yellowin out, unless ur chicken like the stuff they put in cambells chicken noodle soup.... small, square, and stringy. Make your team, No rules. Star players and Big men are fair game, 1 million points, your death. (Oh I have to borrow some big men miniatures)

Take that for conversational.
J.

(all in good humor friend)