Why, I oughta!

Ok- MY BAD. I meant to say: "My cable tv provider wasn't offering CABLE INTRAWEBSURFGO!" I went to the websites for my 2 possible cable companys, and both of them said "no intraweb for you!" Oh well- I get a 30-day trial with this DSL company- if its slow as shit, I'm cancelling. If its fast, then cool. :) Why would it be hard to do the self install? I think I need to install some "filter" thingys and set up my Explorer and Outlook Express. What am I missin, jacko???