| Door Ding Vigilante

If they were indeed that douchy, I'd have a hard time NOT putting their damage waiver to the test. What's a tail light or two (or god forbid a window). LOL.

But then, I have, admittedly, too strong a "JUSTICE MUST PREVAIL" streak. Also, too, many, commas.

Memorial Day, eh? I dunno. Still put me down in the 10% range of "may attend". Would love to. But, you know.

Also, what say you fools about Embassy Suites? Is that too far away? I love me some free breakfast and FREE BOOZE every night!

Hells yeah.