| Little Boys and Boobla Khan

<theorem> j0rn, I think the lady friend just stared at you when you explained little boys because she was thinking, "wait... and how is that any different than my husband?" Also, don't forget the fart jokes. They rank up there with dick jokes and mayhem.</theorem>

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Booblakhan is On! (Still pending word from jA-El) I have confirmation from the following jArks: eLzar, jr0n, Rude Dog, DaveDefeat, Pump, Peter-Realhard, Motobyke. According to eNron style accounting, that's 7 attendees. If you're like j0rn, you will again point out this year that creative eNron accounting was killed by sarbanes-oxley and eNron counts towards the total too. Damn. So that makes 8 confirmed hosers. That all being said, without too much digging here are the rates: $112/night @ normal room rates or $191/night for the Regency Club (what we had last year) room rates. Eeek. A big step up this time.

Anyway, two rooms @ four nights (Thurs Night - Monday Morn), plus 12% room tax, plus 3 (?) cars ($5/day) for four nights = $896 + $108 + $60 or about $1,064. Assuming eLzar takes a room, that's currently an estimated $133/head. The regency room on the other hand = $1,528 + $183 + $60 or about $1,771. Again, that's assuming eLzar takes a room, that's currently an estimated $221/head.

If eLzar goes for the same, Shit and Shower tax this year, ($20 for parking and $50 for S&S I believe), than the results are this: $1064 - $70 (eLzar S&S) / 7 = $142/head. The premier, supar Regency club version is $1,771 - $70 (eLzar S&S) / 7 = $243/head

So the questions that need ironed out before booking:

1. eLzar, room or S&S tax?
2. jA-El, you attending this year?
3. Regency Club or Not?

Unless the hotel offers me a better deal when I call to make the rez, I say we nix the Regency Club room since it bumps our costs up by $100/head, give or take.

Also, given the sky rocketing costs of fuel these days, you may want to start looking into airfare/carpool plans for yooz outta towners.

eNron Butterflyington III

PS: fArt, if you are interested in attending, pipe up dude. I am sure all of that would be dependent on gainful employment, but last minute reservations are accepted by us.

PSS: Cocks Cocks Cocks.