I thought this was awesome. Star Wars is divided into 15-second clips, you sign up to make one of the clips, and in the end they all get spliced into one coherent (if bizarre) whole. Anyone want to sign up?

Hey Denis -- glad you mentioned future floor polish -- how do you use that stuff, anyway? I've still got a bottle of this magic wash that you gave me a while ago but I haven't used it yet. Do you use it to cut inks kind of like you use matte medium for?

We saw Zombieland last weekend. I cannot for the life of me think of a reason anybody who is on this blog wouldn't enjoy it, it's light and funny, but with heart. Shrek it out!