I'd heard that about the Poo Deck and Mermaid. All the more reason to come for what is probably the final year of a seven-year tradition! Put down that plate lunch and fly back from Hawaii for the day, jet-setter!

There's always been smoking there (one of their highlights is a machine that dispenses individual cigarettes -- another one is the old-school cloth towel) but I've never seen anyone younger than me there on Christmas. Actually, it's rare that there are more than two people besides our group there. Hopefully the youngsters will be too busy at home unwrapping their new Jettas and Nintendo 64s that day!